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Halloween Hijinx

Posted by LOTGK on October 7, 2007

Enter The Dark Zone


The time: Early 1970’s

The Place: Your neighborhood:

Halloween evening, when “Trick Or Treating” time was 6pm to 10pm when almost everyone was home to pass out the treats. Of course, our gang participated in this ancient ritual and we loaded up on so much candy that we had to go home and unload our pillow cases several times before the night was over. And, remember the candy bars we used to get? Full size bars! Not the bite size bars that are given out these days. Anyway, back to the 70’s. The treats were part one of the evening. Part two was much more fun. We would all gather at the “Church” parking lot and plan the rest of the evening.

We never did soap windows, but we did steal plenty of pumpkins, and one of them was so large, (I’m talkin State Fair winners) it was at least 300 pounds, that we had to roll it off the front porch and down the street. Once we got it rolling, there was no stopping it. All we could do was guide it towards it’s ultimate destination. Down the side street and then onto Market Street, the main drag of the city. When it entered Market street, it really picked up steam as we were at the top of the hill. We all watched in awe as it sped down the street until it crashed into the wall of the gas station at the bottom of the hill. Seeing how well this worked, we released a giant tractor tire, one of those tires that are six feet tall, down the same street. The tire was really flying and it went so far it rolled clean out of site.

Well, the “Way Back Machine” says it’s time to return to the present. I know, we were just getting started. I didn’t even have time to mention toilet papering houses, the egg toss, flaming turds in a brown bag on the front porch, using slingshots to fire M-80’s towards the police station, lighting the playground filed on fire, and several more Halloween activities of the past.

Do you have a favorite Halloween memory? Let us hear about it….

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