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Childress Installs Tiger Claw Offense

Posted by LOTGK on October 7, 2007

Coach Childress Showcases Tiger Claw Upgrade

Coach Brad Childress, in an effort to help his anemic offense that he deemed “Kick ass,” installed his new “Tiger Claw” upgrade formation during the bye week. Childress was quoted as saying that the Tiger Claw is geared to shred opposing defense and chew em to bits.

Chilly didn’t leave the defense alone either. Since he took over last year, opposing teams passed at will on the Vikings. To rectify this, Chilly installed the “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Blitzer” package that will be run on second and third downs which he guaranteed will be “Kick ass.”

When asked what defensive scheme the Vikings would show, Chilly proclaimed, “We blitz you long time!”

In other news, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, bestowed a bye week loss to the Vikings to maintain consistency for the team.

Skol Vikings!

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4 Responses to “Childress Installs Tiger Claw Offense”

  1. OMAR said

    I wonder if the Tiger Claw offense involves giving the ball to Peterson?

  2. LOTGK said

    That would be the smart choice, so no, it won’t be.
    I know Peterson is a rookie, but at the end of all three losses, when the Vikings had the ball and needed a play, Peterson, their only playmaker, was on the sidelines.
    Chilly said it was because it’s a long season and wanted to keep him fresh.

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  4. Jonny C said

    Chilly needs to go. The tiger is dead.

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