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Vikings Lose To Packers 23-16

Posted by LOTGK on September 30, 2007

“No, I said the offense was kick ass, not that we would get our ass kicked.”

With the first over all pick in the 2008 NFL draft, the Minnesota Vikings select….. Is it to early to think about the draft?

The Vikings, 1-3, stayed true to form today playing horribly losing at home to division rival and leader Green Bay effectively putting them 4 games behind after four weeks. And oh yea, Brett Favre surpassed Dan Marino to become the all time NFL leader in TD passes with 421. Congratulations to Brett Favre, who looked well, Favre like, as he dissected the Viking defense.

As usual, Vikings committed 7 penalties.
Only scored one offensive TD.
Allowed 300 plus passing yards.
Failed to record a sack.
Failed to ride the hot player, (Adrian Peterson) to move the chains.
Botched special teams coverage allowing the punter to run for a first down.
Got out coached.
Had no second half adjustments.
Viking offensive line was swiss cheese allowing 4 sacks and plenty of hurries.
Viking quarterback over threw a wide open receiver for an easy touchdown.

Let’s get down to it. The offensive line is over rated. Yes, have been saying this all season. Green Bay rushed 4 defenders all day and sacked and pressured Holcomb all day. This is unforgivable. Especially for the millions of dollars thrown at the line.

We do not have a starting caliber quarterback. Tarvaris Jackson has a QB rating of 40, and Bollinger, well, he is pathetic, and Holcomb is no better than Brad Johnson who got run out of town last year and is now a back up to Tony Roma for Dallas. Where do we go from here? And BTW, Jackson isn’t injured, unless you consider his ego an injury. Childress knows his tenure relies on what Jackson does so he is looking for an out, and sitting Jackson under the guise of injury is one way for him to protect his job.

I can just hear Childress at the beginning of next season spewing chunks that Jackson has all the tools to be a great quarterback and that his offense is kick ass. (Someone ought to kick his ass) He’ll continue saying that the Vikings will not pursue a quarterback in either free agency or the draft. The three Stooges(Larry Curly, and Moe) already in house are fine in his kick ass offense. He’ll end preaching discipline, (And again, Vikings will lead the league in penalties) and to look at the big picture, not the past two seasons, or the upcoming season, but the entire product and where that product is evolving into. He will then not comment who will be starting the first training camp practice to keep the opposing teams guessing.

It appears that Adrian Peterson is the real deal. Twelve carries for 112 yards with almost all of the yardage coming in the first half was a bright spot for the team to build on. Peterson is on pace for 1500 yards rushing. He is also on pace to be a feared offensive weapon that defenses will have to plan and compensate for him by weakening other places of the defense.

Sidney Rice going up and plucking the ball for the TD. I envisioned this from Rice this season. Hopefully, he will have more opportunities to shine in our pathetic offensive scheme.

This just in…. The NFL just announced that the Minnesota Vikings will be taxed with a loss for their bye week to keep them consistent. Childress attempted to throw the red flag to challenge the call, but alas, he was told this call was not a challengeable call.

Skol Vikings!

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One Response to “Vikings Lose To Packers 23-16”

  1. LOTGK said

    Previous Comments…

    Gumby – Posted 9/30/2007
    Great photo of Childress. He looks pissed like he answered the same question 10 times already. And by the way, the Vikings stink. You know it, and are now playing for a high draft pick next year.

    LOTGK – Posted 9/30/2007
    Yes, great pic. And yes, he opened his big mouth about his kick ass offense, the offense that averages 11 points per game. That is not going to win games in the NFL. Part of the problem is talent, or lack there of of talent, especially at quarterback. Tarvaris Jackson, from Alabama State, a two year college player, and now deemed ready to take over the new west coast kick ass offense, an offense that is very difficult to take command of, but Childress was counting on Jackson to do just that.

    Vikings 2007 – Posted 10/1/2007
    It doesn’t look to good for us this season. the quarterback situation needs to be addressed directly after the season ends. Also wide outs and penalties. To many to win games. And scrub the offense, it ain’t workin.

    Viking Godz – Posted 10/2/2007
    I am tending to start to agree with you. We need a quality starting quarterback right now, not one that may develop in the future. Holcomb again overthrew an easy TD pass, if he completes the overthrows, we are 4-0 not 1-3. That is how close the team is to being good.

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