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NFL Week Four Winners And Losers

Posted by LOTGK on September 29, 2007

Dancing with the stars debuted this week. Vikings Holcomb and other assorted quarterbacks had the moves of mister Las Vegas himself, Wayne Newton. He has the gun pointing move down but plastic surgery has not been good to him. The bet is who gets the hook first.

Last week the Grassy Knoll Institute bookies were 10-6 bringing us to 28-20 through three games. Hey look, we scored more points than the Vikings offense. Let’s jump right into the fray with a long standing NFL TD passing record on the line. Let the groveling commence.

Packers at Vikings
Brett Favre needs one TD pass to become the NFL leaders in TD passes all time surpassing Dan Marino. You know he will be gunning for it early. And he’ll get it. For the Vikings, Holcomb needs only 405 more TD passes to tie Favre. Get ready for Brett Favre day as every announcer will be slobbering all over him. And just for that, Vikings defense comes out hard and mean.
Vikings win

Texans at Falcons
Matt Schaub returns home to Atlanta. Falcons wish they hadn’t have left him go. Vick tests positive again, oh wait, he’s out of football already.
Texans win

Jets at Bills
Pennington is a quarterback that Jet fans love to hate. J.P. Losman is a household name. In the Losman household. With Losman out, Jets take off, (Groan, bad pun)
Jets win

Ravens at Browns
A sort of homecoming for several players. Derek Anderson, former backup quarterback to the Ravens and Jamaal Lewis, all pro running back also formerly of Baltimore, are wearing brown and orange and play host to Brian Billick, (Alleged genius) head coach of the Ravens. Mcnair is ready to play which spells defeat for Cleveland.
Ravens win

Rams at Cowboys
The Rams remind me of the super model who just got kicked off Dancing with the stars last night. What was her name? Exactly! T. Owens has to keep pace with Randy Moss and a soft Rams defense has him smiling.
Cowboys win

Bears at Lions
Rex Grossman gets benched for Brian Griese. Kitna and his 10 win season still at the Lions helm. Sheryl Crowe sang it best, “A change will do ya good.”
Bears win

Raiders at Dolphins
Daunte Culpepper returns home. Or should I use this title when the Raiders play the Vikings later this season? Trent thinks he is still playing for the Chiefs when he sees the Raiders line up, and it’s a good thing for Miami.
Dolphins win

Bucanneers at Panthers
The quarterback corousel is working well for the Bucs. Dellhome may not be ready. In steps Carr. Bucs defense crashes in. (Groan)
Buccaneers win

Seahawks at 49ers
Seattle seems to be the forgotten NBC power team. Probably because Hasselbeck is a crybaby. That’s about to be broken wide open like Alexanders hand. 49ers going the way of the Saints.
Seahawks win

Steelers at Cardinals
Coach Tommie has the Steelers looking super bowl worth. That’s bad news for the Cards. Either Leaner or Warner ginn get sacked in the desert.
Steelers win

Bronco’s at Colts
Two horses going in different directions. Bronco’s missing the snake while Manning is solving quantum equations at the line of scrimmage. Do the math….
Colts win

Chiefs at Chargers
Larry Johnson and Hard are feuding. They should save it against the Chargers. it’s make or break for the bolts. Marty must be smiling. LT, where are you?
Chargers win

Eagles at NY Giants
The throwback jerseys worked for the Eagles as they scored 50 plus points. Think they’ll wear them again? It won’t matter, Burress scores more than Vick.
Upset special, NY Giants win

Patriots at Bengals
Monday night. Randy Moss, Chad Johnson, Tom Brady, Carson Daly, err, Palmer. Big time names playing in a big time game. Belichick will have film at 11.
Patriots win

Bye week, Saints, Jaguars, Redskins, and Titans. at least the Saints won’t lose this week.

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One Response to “NFL Week Four Winners And Losers”

  1. LOTGK said

    Previous Comments…

    Wizard – Posted 9/29/2007
    Cleveland Baltimore game will be very interesting. The former Browns playing the present Browns. The team that left Cleveland for a nw beginning and then won a superbowl. That has to hurt.

    LOTGK – Posted 9/29/2007
    Right on Wizard. plus two Lewis wants to prove he still has something left in the tank. Should be a good game for the killer as well.

    LOTGK – Posted 10/2/2007
    Only went 6-8 this week with plenty of upsets again. Perhaps Marty Schottenheimer is getting the last laugh on the Chargers. Serves the organization right.

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