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Preseason Game 04, Vikings Defeat Cowboys 23-14

Posted by LOTGK on August 30, 2007

Sidney Rice Leaping TD, Get Used To It

Vikings finish up the pre-season 2-2 by defeating the Cowboys 23-14 in front of the home crowd.

As been the case for the pre-season, and the entire previous year, special teams are the weakest link for the Vikings. They gave up yet another punt return for a TD tonight, a 95 yard punt return. Do you want to know the real reason the Vikings were 6-10 last year and won’t be better than 8-8 this season? It’s because of special teams. We yield to much return yardage for our opponents on kick and punt returns and gain much less on our own. Field position. We lose that battle constantly, and thus, we lose the games. Where’s Chris Walsh when you need him?

I predict Bollinger will be cut with Holcomb taking over the #2 spot and Thigpen assuming the #3 spot.

Rumors of M. Moore being traded. I hope not. Moore is a versatile back that can do everything, including kick and punt return. An injury by Taylor or Peterson and Moore would be there for back up. If traded, we would receive at best a fourth round pick in the draft.

Sidney Rice, goes up high for the TD catch. Was nice to see. Expect to see that often in the red zone this year.

Well, here we go again. The quest for the super bowl. The pre-season is officially over with the Turk visitations the final exercise before the games are live. Tarvaris Jackson is our quarterback, Taylor and Peterson the backs, Williamson still having vision problems, Rice emerging, Wade arriving, Robison making a name on the d line, Ray Edwards perhaps sneaking in as a starter, Pat Williams playing out his final season in Minnesota, plenty of safeties, good solid corners, an unknown tight end, and a more looser head coach. On paper, the team has a slight chance to be successful, (A 10 win season) where many players must play above their skill level. Jackson being one, Rice another, and Peterson a third.

Final Thoughts:

This is it Viking fans. The final year the Vikings will play in Minnesota. I believe Wilf will move the team to Los Angeles next year knowing that a stadium deal will never materialize for the team. Wilf backed out of the property deal with the Star Tribune which to me signals that Wilf is cutting losses and looking elsewhere. God know he tried to get the deal done.

And it’s not just Wilf trying to get a stadium deal done. Old Red wanted one as well as the gang of ten before him. The Minnesota legislature couldn’t care less if the team moved or stayed. For years, the stadium deal has been kicked around with the same promise of opening a dialog in next years session to seriously debate the prospect of a new stadium.

Enjoy this season, the Vikings have great potential. They could surprise us. The defense will keep us in every game. It’s up to the offense and especially special teams to Man up and play inspired football.

The Los Angeles Vikings! Doesn’t sound good to me but alas, a distinct possibility.

Prediction Time:
Vikings win 10 games this season and sneaks into the playoffs. Defeats the Saints in the wild card, loses to the Eagles in the divisional game.

Tarvaris Jackson will throw for 3200 yards, 27 TD’s and 15 interceptions. A passer rating of 85.

Adrian Peterson will rush for 1200 yards with a 5 yard per carry average. He will score 11 TD’s.

Sidney Rice will be a red zone threat catching 8 TD passes.

Bobby Wade will lead the team in receptions with 68 and a thousand yards.

Ray Edwards will be a starter by mid season.

McCauley will nail down the nickel back position.

Coach Childress will smile 11 times this year. And give up the playcalling.

Skol Vikings!

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