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Game 01: Vikings Defeat Washington 19-16

Posted by LOTGK on September 11, 2006

Vikings Defeat Washington On The Road

More shocking news to follow. Brad Childress announced before the game tonight that he is deactivating all pro safety Dwight Smith for disciplinary reasons. (He was doing the wild thing with a naked 26 year old in a stairwell of a hotel) Childress preached that he wants players with character and will not tolerate screw ups. OK, I’m down with this. So, why didn’t he also deactivate starting LT McKinnie and starting cornerback Smoot as well? After all, both were convicted of lewd acts on the love boat. Coach, if you are going to take a hard line stand, be consistent.

Second point. Why in the hell is Kluwe holding for FG’s? He is learning on the job and it almost cost us the win tonight. He botched a perfect snap making us miss an extra point. Put Brad Johnson in as holder. He is experienced at it and also adds that extra wrinkle of a fake FG attempt keeping the defense from selling out.

Speaking of Brad Johnson. A great game tonight. Johnson controlled and managed the game very well. If Troy Williamson hadn’t dropped those three right in his hands passes, the Vikings would have pulled away from the Skins and won by double digits. Johnson was 16 for 30 for 223 yards and a TD. With drops by the receivers, he should have had 3 more completion’s and another 90 yards plus another TD pass.

Troy Williamson. Its going to be that kind of season huh? Make a good catch for 40 yards, that drop passes that hit you in the freaking hands. Three passes, easy catches, one for a 50 plus yard TD, two more for good yardage that would have extended three drives. He did have 4 catches for 77 yards, but it should have been 7 catches for 167 yards and a TD.

Wiggy, great catch, but not enough lift on the jump.

Chester “Workhorse” Taylor. 31 carries for 88 yards and a TD plus 3 catches for 43 yards. Yup, just 2.8 yards per carry. Pretty much his average in the preseason. Vikings ran more than passed tonight. If Taylor can increase his average, the Vikings can be very formidable on offense.

M. Moore. Nice punt returns, almost broke one. He will get back field playing time soon. Trust me on this.

O line. Gave up one sack tonight, gave Johnson plenty of time to pass, and opened up enough holes to squeeze Taylor through.

Longwell. Usually, I am nervous when we line up for a FG attempt. But my worry is always towards the kicker. With Longwell, my worry is now with the holder.

D line. No sacks, but plenty of pressure and hurries and disrupted enough plays to keep Washington under 300 yards of total offense.

Hey Nap Harris! I saw you almost did another bone headed personal foul tonight. Control your emotions and avoid the stupid penalties.

What a freaking hit Sharper had on Moss jarring a certain TD catch out of his hands. Smoot and Winfield played strong as well. Greg Blue looked lost out there starting in place of Dwight Smith, but hopefully Smith will be back next week.

Special teams. Longwells kicks didn’t go real deep as the Skins got great field position. Our punt coverage is less than desirable. Botched extra point, Kluwe was being fitted for goat horns if the Vikings lost with Williamson right behind him.

Coach Brad Childress wins his first game, on September 11th, against the Redskins, an away game, on grass, at night, against Joe Gibbs who never lost to a rookie coach first game.

One final note, thinking what Childress said about building the team around good character players, I’m wondering if some free agents in the future might decide not to sign with the Vikings.


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