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Preseason Game 03: Here’s To You Mr. Robinson

Posted by LOTGK on August 27, 2006

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Rookie Jason Carter Hauls In 30 Yard Catch

The Minnesota Vikings, in their third preseason game defeat the Baltimore Ravens 30-7 Friday night. I have to say, I am a little excited at how the team is coming together despite the off field problems. WHAT? Off field problems for the Vikings? Alas, tis seems to be common place now for the Vikings.

And here’s to you, Mr. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mr. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey…hey, hey, hey)

We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files
We’d like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

Koren Robinson, our #1 wide receiver was unceremoniously cut from the team Saturday along with 7 other players, all of which are not big name types. Robinson apparently had a relapse with his drinking as he was clocked at over 100 MPH in a 55 MPH zone. His blood alcohol level was also past the legal limit. (Strike three) Robinson faces a one year suspension, possible jail time, and monetary fines.

The Vikings cut him now to save cap money. The Vikings will miss Robinson, and must now determine if they can go with what they have on the roster or seek out a trade, such as Deion Branch from New England.

To the game. Brad Johnson is ready for the season. He has a command of the offense and if he stays healthy, will lead the team into the playoffs.

Tavaris Jackson, did not play to much Friday, only going 2-4 for 80 yards with a 77 yard TD pass to Jason Carter. Played just a tad erratic, but well enough to maintain the #2 position.
Mike McMahon, a nice pass to Carter, but for a QB that is supposed to have a command of the offense, didn’t look sure or sharp Friday.

J.T. O’Sullivan, a journeyman at best, will be lucky to make the team.

Still waiting for a running game for the Vikings. Chester Taylor had 10 carries for 27 yards. Not the average fans are looking for. It looks like he is just a beat away from breaking through. Hopefully during the regular season he will find the beat.

And where is Mewelde Moore? Oh right. Hurt again. I was hoping he would have a great camp and preseason and push Chester Taylor making him better as well.
C. Fason got hurt, didn’t look serious and he should return for the final preseason game Thursday.

With Koren Robinson gone, the receiver shakeup has begun. Travis Taylor has moved to the #1 position with Troy Williamson the #2 slot. Marcus Robinson is a very serviceable #3 and Rookie Jason Carter is pushing hard to make the roster and find some playing time not just on special teams, but as a 4th wideout.

The O line is giving the protection needed for the passing game but I am still worried about the run game. Hoping they are keeping the run game under wraps until the regular season starts.

The D line. What a line. They are a formidable force. Each game they have put on heavy pressure hurrying the QB, stuffing the run, and recording sacks. So far, they are playing like a top 5 defense. Hope it translates into the regular season.

Ben Leber, he was all over the field Friday. N. Harris, what a stupid 15 yard penalty. He needs to buck up. Over all, the linebackers are falling into place.

Hey, Fred Smoot scored. And so did Dwight Smith. One on the field and one off. Fred jumped a route and took an interception 69 yards for a score. And Dwight, to celebrate the victory after the game, was caught naked with a 24 year old female at a hotel later that night.

Winfield and Sharper played well also. The D backfield is looking all pro. Even Greg Blue, D. West, and Cedric Griffin are improving each week.

Kluwe looks back on track and has punted very well. Longwell is great as well, although I didn’t like his 40 yard miss.

Coaching, it looks like Childress is mixing it up very well on both offense and defense. But his off the field moves are going to be very important this week. What to do with Dwight Smith, and do we sign Deion Branch, and what compensation do we offer? All good question for the upcoming week. Until then…

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