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David Blaine Fails Yet Again

Posted by LOTGK on May 9, 2006

David Blaine, world renowned magician and entertainer failed at his latest attempt last night. After spending five days in a man-size snow globe filled with water, Blaine, who was attempting to best the world record of holding your breath under water came up short by one minute and 50 seconds.Blaine trained and prepared for this stunt for many weeks. He was kept in the snow globe WITH ONLY a feeding tube, breathing tube, and a microphone and was put on display in Times Square in New York. The world record for holding your breath under water is an incredible 8 minutes and 58 seconds. Blaine held in there for 7 minutes and 8 seconds, just two minutes shy of the record.

After rescue workers pulled Blaine from the bubble, err, snow globe, Blaine thanked the crowd for their ongoing support and then was taken to the hospital for observation.

Just minutes after Blaine left the scene, Geraldo Rivera made an on air live announcement at the scene thanking Blaine for breaking a record that Rivera himself held for many years. The boy in the bubble holding his breath for five days in public attempting to break the world record only coming up two minutes shy is now the worlds worst “Live” television moment beating out the Fox Network blunder, “Opening Al Capone’s Secret Vault,” hosted by Geraldo Rivera himself.

The Grassy Knoll Institute congratulates David Blaine in his most amazing feat. Perhaps only Anna Nicole Smith has the capability of ever unseating your crown.

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2 Responses to “David Blaine Fails Yet Again”

  1. The Sitter said

    Is he still significant? His live shows were always so boring and he failed on everyone of them. He should stick to being a card shark in Vegas.

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