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Zombie Outbreak In Ireland

Posted by LOTGK on March 12, 2013

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Irish Walking Dead Zombies

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, not even the Emerald Isle, Ireland, would be spared the horror of the flesh-eating walking dead.

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Zombie Fortress – Floating Zombie Barge

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2012

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Zombie Barge Option

As I have stated before, it is never to early to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. A vital part of surviving the horde of zombies is securing a Zombie Fortress impregnable to the horde. This intriguing design is named The Zombie Barge. The barge is self contained with different cargo on each ship. The barge can sustain a small amount of people for many weeks before coming ashore for more supplies.

The barge has electricity, both solar and water turbine, fresh vegetables grown on the barge, chickens, cows, and plenty of fish. The barge has living quarters, work area, storage, Jeeps, weapons, medical supplies, everything you need to survive.

The beauty of the floating barge is its mobility. The barge can move up and down a river, say, the Mississippi river to avoid zombies from collecting at the shore waiting for the barge.

There is plenty of room on the Ohio river. Should I begin constructing my own barge or are there design flaws in this fortress? Let me know in the comments.

Happy Halloween

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Sexy Halloween Zombies

Posted by LOTGK on October 29, 2012

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

As Halloween fast approaches throngs of Zombies take to the street searching for brains to devour. Oh, the Horror, the Horror! However, I guarantee you that is this bunch of zombies were attacking, before you fled, your thought process would be:
1) Run away.
2) Wait, they are pretty slow, I can stare for a moment.
3) Hey, these zombie chicks are kinda sexy.
4) I’d hit that….
5) These is no five fool.

Happy Halloween

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Youngstown Ohio Zombie Crawl 2012

Posted by LOTGK on October 28, 2012

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Saturday night a Zombie outbreak occurred in Youngstown, Ohio. A Zombie horde hundreds strong shambled over the Red “Mr. Peanut” bridge into the downtown square. The cold and rainy weather did not deter the zombies from their march into bar after bar after bar.

Happy Halloween

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