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WTF Is Going On Here

Posted by LOTGK on March 7, 2012

Is That A Zamboni?

Beautiful women in revealing bikini’s tanning in the sun in the hot sand with a Zamboni machine in the background. Just WTF is going on here?

* Ryan Seacrest adds yet another reality show involving Kim Kardashain.

* A sneak peak at a yet to be released horror film titled, “Zamboni zombies”

* Did you ever wonder how the sand on the beaches stays so uniform and smooth? Sand Zamboni’s.

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Halloween WTF

Posted by LOTGK on October 28, 2011

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Photo #1: Don’t know if really bad Halloween costumes or really bad botox injections. Either way, WTF?

Photo #2: In the 1960′s when I went to Catholic grade school, nuns only carried rulers, chalk board erasers, and yard sticks. But chainsaws, WTF? Course, I would probably have learned to play the flute-o-phone instead of fooling around.

Photo #3: A typical girl outside jumping rope. Hey, WTF, is that the Big Ben tower in the background?

Happy Halloween

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The Price For A Hummer

Posted by LOTGK on October 11, 2007

A local Youngstown, Ohio car dealership, Greenwood Chevrolet, has am attractive female spokes model by the name of Heather Lee. There are about a dozen commercials airing with Heather spewing some gibberish and subtle innuendo’s to hawk some Chevy’s. Pretty mundane stuff actually. Except for the newest commercial now running.

The setting is a of course the Greenwood showroom with Heather talking to a perspective buyer. After the standard car sales banter, Heather looks at the customer and asks if he would rather have a full size Chevy truck or a Hummer.

WTF!

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ABC.com Is A Sham

Posted by LOTGK on October 11, 2007

abc lost internet

Wednesday night I was unable to watch Lost at 10pm. But not to worry, ABC.com advertises on it’s website, watch on TV tonight and online tomorrow.

The next morning, I get up early to watch the previous night’s episode, I turn on my computer, surf on over to abc.com and see the above screen. Perfect, Lost is available. I click the icon and am asked to download the new and improved ABC media player. I opt for no, and click the old player. WTF! Now I’m pissed. The April 11th episode is not available even though abc.com says it is. I check once more, and read slowly what the link says and I quote, “Watch last night’s episode online now.”

Thinking that perhaps I have to download the new media player, I do so but still no April 11th episode. Nor was it available at 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12 noon, 1pm, and 2pm. Only at 3pm did the most current episode link appear. And I had to wait until I got home at 6pm to watch. What a sham!

If I had a rocket launcher, that son of a bitch ABC.com would die.

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