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Alcatraz Secrets – The Pilot Episode

Posted by LOTGK on January 18, 2012

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The Grassy Knoll Institute Reveals All The Secrets About The FOX network Series, ALCATRAZ.

I watched the new FOX network series Alcatraz last night. My interest was piqued not because it was a new series by ABC Lost producer J.J. Abrams, but because my wife and I had recently visited Alcatraz island and took the in-depth tour. (It was a fantastic tour, well worth the time and money if you are ever in San Francisco)

The show began with a voice over history of the closing of the “Rock,” March 21st, 1963 where 256 prisoners were taken to other maximum security prisons for Alcatraz was quickly eroding and was very costly to maintain.

The next scene was modern-day on the island as hundreds of tourists were walking the grounds when out of thin air former inmate #2024 Jack Sylvanne appears in solitary. Jack was 85 years old but didn’t age a day since he left Alcatraz in 1963.

A flashback to 1963 shows two security guards coming onto the island to find it deserted. (Flashbacks, oh no, not another Lost on our hands)

Back to present time:
Jack steals a coat and boards one of the boats docked and returns back to San Francisco. He immediately hunts down former Deputy Warden E.B. Tiller who was a rotten S.O.B. to Jack and apparently the other inmates. (Ahh, the plot of Alcatraz is revealed)

Enter Emerson Houser, the mysterious government man who has an office below Alcatraz prison. He reveals to detective Rebecca Madsen and Doc Diego Soto (Hurley from Lost) that he has been waiting a long time for the return of the prisoners than vanished in 1963. He seems to know more that what he reveals to Madsen and Doc.

Of course Jack is captured and secretly taken to a hidden facility in the woods. When the steel doors open, inside is an exact replica of Alcatraz prison.

Another prisoner appears and goes on a shooting spree and he is captured but before he is, he shoots Lucy Banerjee, Houser’s side kick. She is in critical condition but another flash back reveals that she was at the prison in 1960 and she hasn’t aged a day.

Cue the Alcatraz logo and music.

Just what is the Grassy Knoll Institutes Alcatraz theory…
Well, Alcatraz certainly has the look and feel like ABC Lost. Flash backs, mystery, time travel, good guys, bad guys, Hurley, a Juliet replacement in detective Madsen, (Great rack) even a character named Jack. Numbers like in Lost are seen throughout the Alcatraz pilot. We have Lost island and Alcatraz island, both have some strange goings on there. Both had some sort of time travel with castaways and inmates gone missing. Maybe even aliens that conducted experiments on the inmates. (Tongue in cheek)

The facts are this:

* The inmates mysteriously disappeared March 21st, 1963.

* The main characters are connected to each other.

* Blood was taken from inmates for some reason.

* One inmate knew something bad was going to happen.

* Lucy is 80 plus years old but appears to be in her 20′s.

* Houser knows more than he is letting on.

* Houser was one of two guards that found the prison empty.

* Madsen has a great rack.

* The inmates that returned are afraid and seem to have no free will of their own. Almost as if they were being controlled by a hidden force.

* Humankind does not have the technology to transport people in time, prevent them from aging, or suspended animation.

OK, here goes, my preliminary theory is:
The inmates were abducted from a mysterious consortium of men from the future. The inmates were then put into suspended animation until present day. The reason for the abduction is to use the inmates to change the course of history for the benefit of the consortium. Once their mission is complete, world events will unfold differently.

Added bonus: Notice the futuristic Alcatraz prison Houser takes the prisoners after they completed their mission. Perhaps this is where the prisoners are put back on ice until they are needed again.

Your thoughts….

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The Future Is Behind Us

Posted by LOTGK on April 19, 2011

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The CIA Reluctantly Releases Top Secret Document Of The 1947 Roswell, New Mexico UFO Crash

The document included a photograph (See Photo Above) along with top secret Washington, D.C. files from the United States Air Force. The document specifically mentioned Roswell, new Mexico and the crash of an unidentified flying object in 1947. The photo and document was timestamped June 30th, 1950.

After 61 years, the transcript of the conversation of the four men and the alleged space man has come to print. In essence, the space man is not an alien, but a human from the future. He claimed he was returning to Washington when upon re-entry into the space-time continuum, his ship malfunctioned and crashed almost 2000 miles off course in a remote area in New Mexico. Rosewell became the UFO capital of the world shortly after.

Major Tom White, (Spaceman) returned to Earth with a message to hopefully change the future. Major White attempted to warn the White House in 1951 of the future Kennedy assassination in 1963 in Dealey Plaza, Dallas, Texas, November 22nd, 1963. It appears the four CIA agents didn’t take Major Tom seriously.

Major Tom made one more effort to broadcast his warning and relayed the message in code to a columnist, Jeanne Dixon. The psychic. Dixon managed to secure an audience with an aid of President Kennedy but alas, the message was not delivered in time to prevent the assassination.


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NBC The Event – Secrets And Theories explained

Posted by LOTGK on September 21, 2010

GRASSY KNOLL INSTITUTE EVENT THEORY

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09/20/2010 – NBC “The Event” Secrets And Theories Update
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The Event pilot offered by the NBC network premiered tonight after months and months of hype. I admit, I was intrigued with the teasers and comparisons to 24 and LOST. I made sure my schedule was clear even forgoing the NFL Monday night game between the Saints and 49ers. I was ready to be wowed. (Unlike NBC’s most recent series, Persons Unknown)

As I sat watching The Event, I noticed annoying flashbacks, which I’m sure were needed to flesh out the back story of the series and it’s characters.

I noticed that the CIA is involved and the agency is withholding information from the President of the United States under the guise of plausible deniability. The president is not buying it.

There are prisoners locked up in a high security facility in a remote site deep in the heart of Alaska.

There are 97 of them. (Detainee’s)

Sophia is the leader of the prisoners. (Detainee’s)

They have been detained for a very long time.

Leila, the hottie of the program, has apparently been kidnapped. Her boyfriend and almost fiance, Sean Walker, is in search for her even as his existence seems to be written away.

An airline jet has been hijacked, by the pilot, and is heading towards the location where the president is speaking in an attempt to assassinate him.

Right before the plane makes impact, an electromagnetic pulse in the form of an orb accompanied by a purplish flash, engulfs the jet and it vanishes.

Sophia explains to the president that perhaps she hasn’t told him everything.

This brings us to the Grassy Knoll Institutes “The Event” theory.
Here we go: The detainee’s are survivors from the 1947 Roswell crash. The government polluted the news media with reports of weather balloon tests, experimental planes, ball lightning, and just your every day whack jobs claiming to have witnessed flying saucers crashing in the desert near Roswell, New Mexico to discredit credible reports of an alien craft crash.

The military, under the control of the CIA, contained the scene by retrieving the wreckage of the ship and the survivors, with human characteristics, that were aboard the ship.

Under the cloak of night, the craft and survivors were moved to a secure facility so covert only a few men knew of the cargo and whereabouts. Not even the president of the United States knew of this operation.

A deal was brokered between the CIA and the survivors concerning reverse engineering and assistance in alien technology. In exchange, the government would protect and house the survivors until an exit strategy could be implemented. Sophia reveals that it will be more than 60 Earth years until contact and rescue can be made.

It would appear to the CIA that they are in control, calling the shots but in reality Sophia is in control. Sophia is biding her time, gathering her forces, preparing to assert themselves. Over the past 60 years since the crash, through interaction with the human race, the survivors have procreated. The offspring was not thought to be alien since no intercourse occurred. The original offspring, free in the general populace, continued to procreate and after several generations, there are now thousands of alien offspring.

As an added bonus, Leila is an alien hybrid.

There you go folks. Unload your quivers and sling away at this theory.

09/27/2010 – NBC “The Event” Secrets And Theories Update

Less than ten minutes into tonight’s episode, the Grassy Knoll Institutes theory was confirmed.

What is the Grassy Knoll Institutes theory for NBC Networks “The Event”? The detainee’s are survivors from the 1947 Roswell crash. Under control of the CIA, the humanoid survivors were collected along with the wreckage and moved to a secure facility in the heart of Alaska so covert only a few select men knew of the operation.

The CIA believe they are in control after a brokered deal with the detainee’s yielded reverse engineering of alien technology in exchange of keeping them safe until an exit plan could be implemented.

However, Sophia is in control, biding her time as sleeper personnel gather forces readying for “the Event!” As an added bonus, Leila is an alien hybrid.

Tonight:
As the president of the United States was being debriefed concerning Sophia and the detainee’s, it was learned they are humanoid alien survivors from a crash over 60 years ago. Also revealed, the aliens DNA sequencing is a 99% match to humans making them almost impossible to detect. They can hide in plain sight which is alarming for sleeper aliens could be planted throughout the world and over 60 plus years, possibly infiltrated major positions in industry and politics.

Tidbits from tonight’s episode:

* Sleepers are out in the wild, gathering forced, waiting for the signal. (The event)

* Sophia has been lying to the government for over six decades. Why would she offer information now?

* What is Sophia’s true agenda?

* We mean you no harm! A classic statement from many science fiction movies. When that statement is made, usually, the aliens are hell bent on domination.

* The plane was transported to the Arizona desert. The plane had a rough landing but all the passengers survive. The pilot was Mr. Buchannon, Leila’s father, who pleads with Sean Walker to find his daughter before it’s too late.

* When the military arrives on the plane crash scene, all the passengers are laid out in the sun, dead.

10/18/2010 – NBC “The Event” Secrets And Theories Update

Another alternate theory for the Event:
The 97 detainee’s are humans from the future who for some reason travel back to the past.

Perhaps to change the future as they know humanity has done something dreadfully wrong.

Perhaps the 97 fled the future for non-conformist ideals.

Perhaps the 97 returned to the past for the future world was destroyed.

Any other thoughts, theories, secrets?

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Lost Update: Love Is In The Air

Posted by LOTGK on April 13, 2010

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Lost Update – Season Six – 04/13/2010

Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound

And I don’t know if I’m just dreaming
Don’t know if I feel sane
But it’s something that I must believe in
And it’s there when you call out my name

(Chorus)

And I don’t know if you’re an illusion
Don’t know if I see it true
But you’re something that I must believe in
And you’re there when I reach out for you

I told you Libby would be back! And Michael! And I told you all years ago that Desmond was able to control both universes. All this and more has come to fruition according to my Lost theory.

Just what is the Grassy Knoll Institutes Lost theory….I’ve been telling you for six years so what’s a few more times between friends…
Although it appears the survivors of Oceanic flight 815 are on a tropical island, they are being deceived. There is no island. The survivors are in a virtual reality laboratory. All the castaways are interconnected to one another sharing each others thoughts, memories, and feelings. While in this virtual reality laboratory, a battery of physical and mental experiments are performed on them. And who is running these experiments? As Juliet stated, the Aliens of course.

Tonight the theme music, Love Is In The Air, performed by John Paul Young, an oldie but goodie, is the heart of the matter for the gentle giant, Hugo Reyes. He meets up with Libby in the alternate reality. I TOLD YOU YEARS AGO THAT LIBBY WOULD MAKE ANOTHER APPEARANCE ON LOST! The lyrics suggest that Hugo may be dreaming, and perhaps insane, buts it’s something he must believe in, go all in, go for broke, and that’s what he does with Libby. It’s a great love story and all, but there was much more going on tonight than meets the eye.

Lets begin with Desmond making the rounds in the alternate reality meeting up with the Lost castaways. Much like a certain someone who did the exact same thing and then got stabbed and kicked into a fire by a vicious smoke monster. Yes, we’re talking about Jacob. Notice how Desmond in the last several episodes interacted with all the castaways just as Jacob did. Perhaps Desmond is Jacob in the alternate reality. Or perhaps Desmond is the new Jacob. Or is Jacob.

That alone would be enough to complete this episode but there is more. Much more. What we have been witnessing in season six is the confluence of realities of the castaways. And Desmond is their guide. (A sort of Hitch Hikers Guide To The Universe type – Not always knowing what he’s doing, but getting the job done nonetheless)

Season six has been structured to reveal small intervals of life on the mainland for the castaways and revealing small intervals of life on the island. As the season progresses, each character’s realities are merging, becoming one. With the aid of Desmond. Both realities are moving down stream to converge and pool at the end of the journey.

Case in point. Libby remembers both realities, tries to convince Hugo but at first he believes she is crazy. It’s not until they kiss that all the memories of the island come flooding back for Hugo. Both realities are melding into one. And Desmond was there to see and assist. Libby’s doctor told Hugo that she has issues with reality which she conveys to Hugo explaining about the island, plane crash, and experiences there. Hugo jokes that she and he were in some bizarro alternate universe.

There is still more. The voices in the jungle that Hurley and the castaways hear. Not only are they the dead people coming to visit but the past, present, and future of the island realities converging.

Years ago, I stated that the castaways were all interconnected, in a VR experiment, their thoughts being controlled by input stimuli and various psychological scenario’s to study human emotion. I also stated that Desmond somehow learned how to control the VR, and influenced the outcome to his favor. He does the impossible, finding the needle in the haystack, Penny, his love. He also warns the castaways of certain events. He also saves Charlie countless times from death. He realizes the time loop he is stuck in.

My theory has arrived in full force.

Tidbits From Tonight’s Episode:
* Doctor Chang is back, the MC for Hurley.
* Libby is back and crazy as ever.
* Michael is back, and is dead as ever.
* Ilana went boom. Goodbye Ilana.
* Young Jacob is back. And Desmond saw him as well.
* Desmond meets up with Hurley in the alternate reality.
* Desmond states the island has it in for everyone.
* Desmond meets Ben in the alternate reality.
* Desmond meets and runs over John Locke injuring him severely.
* Michael appears to Hurley, tells him not to blow up the plane or everyone will die and it will be his fault.
* Hugo blows the black rock to smithereens.
* Hugo lies. Tells the group he is getting instructions from Jacob.
* Richard calls his bluff, proves he’s lying. Jack doesn’t care, he says he trusts Hugo.
* Richard, Miles, and Ben go to blow up the plane.
* The voices, people who are stuck on the island who can’t move on. There Fox, there is your shout out.
* Smoky and Desmond at the well. Smoky asks Desmond why isn’t he afraid?
* Smoky tosses Desmond into the well.
* Desmond interacts with Ben Linus.
* Desmond runs over Locke.
* Did I hear Charlie and the chocolate factory music in the background for next week’s preview?

Only a few more episodes of Lost to go. I cannot wait for the finale.

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