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Zoe Saldana – Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Posted by LOTGK on May 5, 2009

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Zoe Saldana is starring in the newest Star Trek project, the blockbuster motion picture, Star trek XI, in theaters this Friday. Zoe plays the communications officer LT. Nyota Uhura on the starship Enterprise. Her performance confirms that sexuality is alive and healthy in the future. It is rumored that she is involved with both James Kirk and the logical Vulcan Spock. (It must be pon far season) (Now we know why William Shatner wanted a role in this film) Zoe also starred in Pirates Of The Caribbean, and has another new movie, Avatar, coming out later this year. Enjoy the sexy pictures of Zoe below and be sure to go and see Star trek XI.

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He’s Dead Jim

Posted by LOTGK on December 13, 2007


He’s Dead Jim!
At the Smoky Mountain Black bear habitat, I snapped this photo of a black bear sleeping. My son said in his best Dr. McCoy voice from Star Trek fame, “He’s Dead Jim!”

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The Women of Star Trek

Posted by LOTGK on December 13, 2007

Star Trek, a science fiction cult phenomenon TV show created by Gene Roddenberry first aired in 1966 which spawned many blockbuster movies and spin-off TV series since. From Star Trek, to The Next Generation, to Deep Space 9, to Voyager, to finally back to Enterprise, a sort of prequel to where it all began.

Along with the Earthlings of the future battling aliens and solving the problems of the Universe, there was always one constant on Star Trek. Thats right. Women. Beautiful women. This is a tribute to the beautiful women with lead roles in all the series.

Nurse Chapel. Original series. Gene Roddenberry’s wife, Nurse Chapel had the hots for Spock, the half human, half vulcan Commander. She had her chance a few times with Spock, but never quite brought the romance to fruition. She also had a recurring role on TNG as a betazoid queen and was also the voice of the computer in all following series.

Lt. Uhura, Communications officer. Original series. Uhura made Television history with Captain Kirk with the first interracial kiss as both were being controlled by aliens with telpathic powers. No one messed with Uhura, she would lull you off guard with her singing and then cut you up with her knives.

Yeoman Rand. Original series. Captain Kirk’s sexy blonde eye candy. Yeoman Rand was put into several dire situations. Her most famous episode was when the crew contracted a deadly aging disease and she had to cope with Kirk aging rapidly and finding out that the disease had infected her as well.

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Moving to the spinoff series, The Next Generation, Beverly Crusher, the ships chief medical officer, has a history with Captaqin Picard and several episodes elude to their steamy past. Her son Wesley is apparently the most gifted man in the universe.

Deanna Troi, half Betazoid, half Human ship counselor. The Next Generation. She used her telepathic powers to aid Captain Picard in alien negotiations and to sense fear and danger. Was romantically linked to Worf, the Klingon warrior, and to Commander Will Riker.

Tasha Yar. The Next Generation. The tough, blonde, rebel with a past security chief. She was killed off by an alien resembling an oil slick. She later appeared as a cloned Romulan and also in an alter universe episode. And she had sexual relations with Commander Data, the human android.

Major Kira Nerys. Deep Space 9. Former member of the Bajoran underground and now Captain Cisco’s right hand woman. Romantically linked to Odo, the shape shifting head of security on the space station.

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Jadzia Dax. Deep Space 9. Jadzia was a Trill, a species that had a symbiotic relationship with a worm like being. Dax was well over 300 years old, and was transplanted in many hosts, both male and female. She was romantically linked to the stations doctor, Julian.

Ezri Dax. Deep Space 9. After Jadzia Dax was murdered, the Trill host, or symbiot survived and needed to be transplanted into a Trill host or also face death. Ezri, the young ambitious officer, never wanted to be joined with the Trill, but was the only host. She continued the rest of the series as a very confused, yet sexy Star Fleet officer.

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Captain Janeway. Voyager. Janeway, a seasoned captain is marooned in the Delta quadrant 75 years away from home. Her ship and crew must face terrible challenges alone. Janeway was romantically linked to Chakota, Commander and former leader of a rogue faction called the Marquee.

B’Lanna Torres. Voyager. The half Klingon, half Human chief engineer of Voyager. Also a rebel Marquee fighter, and was romantically linked to both Chakota and ended up marrying Tom Paris, the crack pilot of Voyager.

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Kes. Voyager. Kes was a two year old Okampan alien from the Delta Quadrant. Her life span was 9 years and was romantically linked to the Talaxian Neelix, the holographic doctor, and to Tom Paris. She left the show in grand style saving the crew from the Borg and propelling them 20 years closer to home.

Seven Of Nine. Voyager. Seven was assimilated by the Borg as a young girl and was finally freed by the crew of Voyager 20 years later. Even though she carries some remnant Borg hardware on her face and body, Seven emulated sexuality. She was romantically linked to Tom Paris and the holographic doctor.

Hoshi Sato. Enterprise. Hoshi was a skilled linguist and accepted Captain Archers request to become communications officer for the first Warp 5 space ship. Her character never had a chance to develop any personal relationships but the best guess would be Malcolm, Tactical officer.

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T’Pol of Vulcan. Enterprise. T’Pol, the 66 year old Vulcan science officer was forced by the Vulcan high command to help the humans in their quest for space exploration. T’Pol made Star Trek history by having the first nude love scene with Trip, chief engineer.

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There you have it. The sexiest women of Star Trek. All 15 of them.

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Phasers On Stun

Posted by LOTGK on November 4, 2007


Captain James T. Kirk reacts to the communique from Star Fleet that NASA has been awarded the refit contract for his ship, the USS Enterprise NCC 1701.

Doctor McCoy simply added, “We’re all dead Jim.”

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