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Posts Tagged ‘slogans’

Porno Burger King Mascot

Posted by LOTGK on December 8, 2007

brook burk and burger king

Burger King Mascot Oils Up Brook Burke

With ass and boobs and ass…

The King buttering the buns

You know what they say about mascots with big heads.

Jungle Jim Sends in: 500,000 battered women in this country and I still eat mine plain.

Any others?

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Coke, It’s The Real Thing

Posted by LOTGK on December 7, 2007

Grassy Knoll Institute Technician Takes Pause That Refreshes

Sometimes things aren’t exactly what you see. And sometimes they are.
Actual Coke Slogans From Past Years:
The ideal brain tonic.
Cures headache, Relieves exhaustion.
Coca-Cola satisfies.
Good To The Last Drop
A welcome addition to any party – any time – anyplace.
Universal symbol of the American way of life.
Young America loves it.
Taste the difference.
The big bold taste that’s always just right.
The taste you never get tired of.
Can’t beat the feeling. Taste it all.

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Sofa King

Posted by LOTGK on November 2, 2007

sofaking

The Grassy knoll Institute asks….
How low are the kings prices?
They Are Sofa King Low.
This has to be one of the best slogans I ever read…..
Read it out loud several times.
You’ll soon get it.

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