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President Obama Reads The Grassy Knoll Institute

Posted by LOTGK on April 16, 2009

President Barack Obama unveiled his High Speed Railroad plan today promising to utilize billions of dollars from his stimulus package to fund a new generation passenger service for the 21st century and beyond. President Obama talks of this venture taking time, years to complete, but will strengthen the infrastructure and create thousands of jobs to right the economy.

Below is a quote from Obama taken today from the New York Times:
“What we need, then, is a smart transportation system equal to the needs of the 21st century,” he said, “a system that reduces travel times and increases mobility, a system that reduces congestion and boosts productivity, a system that reduces destructive emissions and creates jobs. There’s no reason why we can’t do this.”

You can find the entire news article here Obama Unveils Hi-Speed Rail.

The Grassy Knoll Institute outlined this plan five years ago. That’s right kids, five years ago. My plan to right the economy begins with the railroad. You can see the entire news article here.
Our Nations Railroad.

Mr. President, the least you could do is give a shout out to the Grassy Knoll Institute, perhaps an invite to a White House dinner, (I could tell you what is really happening on ABC’s Lost) or even season tickets to the Minnesota Vikings. I’ll let you decide. Either way, I want to thank you for reading my humble blog and am delighted that in some small way, I have contributed to the growth of our nation’s economy.

God Bless America!

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Ted Kennedy Still Alive

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2009

From FOX World News:

Ted Kennedy is recovering rapidly from his near fatal collapse during the President Barack Obama Inauguration in January. So much so that he wants to have a nice picnic lunch in the warm weather on Chappaquiddick Island.

And Teddy wants to drive!!!

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Barack Obama’s Approval Rating Plummets

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2009

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The honeymoon is over for President Barack Obama as his 87 percent approval rating has begun to dip. The presidents stimulus package, although sound in judgement, is not working fast enough for the citizens of the United states. Fears of a nation on the brink of bankruptcy has millions with an uneasy feeling of doom and gloom.

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Giant Alien Checkmate

Posted by LOTGK on February 21, 2009

giantchessset A Giant Alien chessboard was placed on the White House front lawn at dawn today.
The Grassy Knoll Institute believes this a direct challenge to president Barack Obama. Perhaps enticing him to make a first move.

A cryptic note was left with the chess board that has alarmed White House security. The Grassy Knoll Institute scientists were immediately contacted to help decipher the messgae.
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Here is the message:
When the men on the chess board.
Get up and tell you where to go.
And the white knight is talking backwards.
And the Red Queen’s off with her head.

The Grassy Knoll Institute suggested to White House security to Go ask Alice, I think she knows.

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