Lindsay Lohan Sighting Deemed A Hoax
While shopping for “End Of Days” supplies, fellow Grassy Knoll Institute scientist Patrick came across the Herbie the Love Bug Volkswagen in a grocery store parking lot. As every good Grassy Knoll Institute scientist, Patrick had his camera for documenting evidence and proceeded to photograph the area. Knowing that Lohan had starred in the movie, Herbie Reloaded, he staked out the lot in his Jeep.
Hoping to witness a Lindsay Lohan sighting, or better yet, a Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears sighting, he anxiously waited in the lot with camera ready.
Alas, the triple threat of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears never appeared. Apparently, the love bug Volkswagen was a replica and was parked on display and was for sale.
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