Grassy Knoll Institute

Home Of The 99 Cent Conspiracy Theory




  • Kennedy Assassination, Flu Shot Virus, Big Foot, Lochness Monster, Beatles Hoax, Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, Moon landing, and many more.

    Conspiracy Archives




  • We visit all the "Greasy Spoon" restaurants around the country rating each experience. Featuring Las Vegas, Chicago, San Francisco, Gatlinburg, Houston, New York, Youngstown.

    Blue Plate Special




  • 1960's Catholic grade school with mean Nuns as teachers was a recipe of pure Hell. I knew my mission in life the day I pulled Sister Ann Teresa’s habit off her head. I had to know what secret treasures lay hidden beneath.

    Catholic Nuns




  • Sexy Giant Aliens are roaming the Earth plotting to enslave humanity. View photographic proof Giant Aliens have already infiltrated the population.

    Giant Alien Invasion




  • We pay homage to the sexy actresses and their cleavage who starred in science fiction movies and television series.

    Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens




  • The Thought Screen Helmet is the only defense against alien abduction. It disrupts the telepathic link between wearer and alien to eliminate contact.

    Thought Screen Helmet




  • The LOTGK logo can be found all over the world. Even on a sexy girls ass.

    Find The Logo




  • Humorous personal life stories of the past, present, and future from a 50 plus year old who has seen everything. Almost!

    Inner Sanctum




  • Random tidbits of worthy news and photographs that don’t quite fit into any of the Grassy Knoll Institutes categories.

    Random Shots




  • Sometimes a picture is worth a thousands words. If they were only worth money!

    Postcards Edge




  • Rantings of a mad die hard Viking fan. No purple colored glasses for this fan.

    Viking thunder Rant




  • Classic vinyl record albums rescued from my basement. See what you have been missing.

    Classic Vinyl Records




  • Once a thriving vacation resort and young adult get-a-way spot, has succumbed to erosion. From the once beautiful beach to the town and businesses that dot the once vibrant strip.

    Geneva On The Lake




  • Brutal clips of faces of death, reckless driving, experiments documented, grass growing, public hangings, live executions, and clips of UFO’s flying above.

    Video Vault




  • Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

    Join 86 other followers




  • Grassy Knoll Institute. Home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory. We keep overhead and expenses low to provide more affordable and better tasting conspiracy theories for our readers. Hurry, supplies are limited at these prices. And quit calling me Shirley.
  • Random Hits

    • 4,506,776 Satisfied Surfers Since 10/06/2007
  • Current Hot Stories

  • Blogs I Follow

    1. Grassy Knoll Institute
    2. Sladewilson: The War Journal Vol. 2
    3. Doooh Head
    4. ben
    5. Ahrcanum
    6. Grassy Knoll Institute
  • Community

  • Time Travel

Posts Tagged ‘movies’

X-Files I Want To Believe Movie Critique

Posted by LOTGK on August 4, 2008

I Wanted To Believe It Was A Good Movie

We walked into the theater for the much anticipated X-Files movie, I Want To Believe. The movie has been out one week and the buzz was not that good but being a big X-Files fan, we still made the trek to the theater.

As you can see from the picture above, we viewed the noon time showing. There were three people in the entire theater, including us. This was not a good sign.

The movie began and in the first 10 seconds, the familiar X-Files theme tune played. Alas, that was the best part of the movie. The very next thing I heard was the death knell signaling the end of the X-Files franchise.

What killed the movie and the franchise? First of all, the movie had absolutely nothing to do with the first movie or the previous 9 television seasons. No aliens. No UFO’s, no secret government society, no alien hybrids, not even a whiff of paranormal activity.

Instead, we get Mulder in a beard cast out of the FBI shacking up with Scully who left the FBI as well. Of course, for this movie, the FBI needs Mulder’s expertise on a case to find a missing agent. a psychic is leading them to crime scenes and he seems to know several pieces of information, but not enough to find the missing agent.

(Spoiler Alert!) In a nutshell, Mulder and Scully begin their investigation by following a crazy psychic on a wild goose chase. Several more people are killed, another is abducted, and still they are no closer to the truth.

In the end, Mulder and scully uncover several foreign doctors in rural West Virginia experimenting with stem cell regeneration to save a patient. Of course the experiments are taken to the extreme. In essence, the doctors create a modern day Frankenstein as the head of the patient has been transplanted onto a fresh disease free body. Hence, the missing agent who had the correct blood type needed for the transplant.

As for Father Joe, the excommunicated pedophile priest, of course his psychic gift is debunked and only Mulder believes him. (At least one person wants to believe) He dies from lung cancer suddenly at the end to tie up loose ends.

The movie ends with Mulder and Scully saving the abducted woman and Mulder and Scully kiss and left us pondering what their next move might be.

One thing is for certain. Don’t do another X-Files movie.

Back To Random Archives

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Posted in Random Shots | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments »

Jack Black And The Thought Screen Helmet

Posted by LOTGK on May 20, 2008

thought screen helmet clown

Evidently actor Jack Black is being controlled by an evil race of aliens.

Grassy Knoll Institute scientists believe that Mr. Black, even though he wears his thought screen helmet, has constructed a flawed helmet allowing aliens to access Mr. Black’s mind forcing him to make bad career choices.

This goes a long way in explaining the movie choices of
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny and Nacho Libre.

Make sure you go his new movie, Kung Fu Panda, in theater’s now.

____________________________________________________________

Back To Thought Screen Helmets Archives

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Posted in Thought Screen | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments »

Cloverfield Monster Revealed

Posted by LOTGK on January 20, 2008

cloverfield monster revealed
The Cloverfield Monster

Rumors abound as to what exactly the Cloverfield monster looks like. Is it a Godzilla type radiation mutated lizard, a five headed giant alien with wings and claws, or something terribly worse?

The Grassy Knoll Institute offers this in focus up close photo of the Cloverfield monster ready to strike.

And just a tidbit of information on the title of the movie. Cloverfield, written by LOST producer J.J. Abrams, is the street in Santa Monica where his offices were during the making of the film.

LURKING, SOMEONE GET ME A SLUSHO, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Posted in Random Shots | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments »

Drive In Theater

Posted by LOTGK on December 3, 2007

Wondered why the tickets were so cheap!!!

And still, there were 15 minutes of movie previews before the feature film began.

Waiting for the sequel, Closed For The Weekend!

Back To Postcards Edge Archives

LURKING, STILL BOUGHT POPCORN, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Posted in Postcards Edge | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment »

Giant Alien Spiderman

Posted by LOTGK on November 4, 2007

Giant Alien Disguised As Spiderman Falls Onto Barge

A Giant Alien slipped and fell onto a barge after falling from a bridge in Londonderry, England. Apparently, he was in disguise dressed as Spiderman when the Giant Alien lost it’s footing and fell flat on a floating barge. Amazingly, no one on the barge was injured and as quickly as the Giant Alien fell, he was back up again and was whisked away by the Giant Alien mother ship hovering just seconds away.

____________________________________________________________

Back To Giant Aliens Archives

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

Posted in Giant Aliens | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

 
Grassy Knoll Institute

Home Of The 99 Cent Conspiracy Theory

Sladewilson: The War Journal Vol. 2

Entertainment Reviews - Video Games, Music, Television, Movies for the urban warrior... Adult Themes. Parential discretion advised...

Doooh Head

\"They all say Doooh\"

Ahrcanum

Conspiracy, HAARP, Earthquakes, Volcano's, Weather Modification, H1N1, Swine Flu, NWO, Politics, and other hedonistic topical articles from The CEO & Czar of The Committee In My Head. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Grassy Knoll Institute

Home Of The 99 Cent Conspiracy Theory

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 86 other followers