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2012 Winner – Best Halloween Melons

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2012

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Caitlin O’Connor – 2012 Best Halloween Melons Winner

Congratulations goes out to Caitlin O’Connor, Winner of the Dark Zone 2012 Best melons contest. Caitlin spent a long time on her melons and her dedication shows in the perfectly formed plump melons. As soon as we spied Kaitlin’s melons, we knew hands down she would walk away the winner.

The grassy Knoll Institute In House Psychic see’s big things in Caitlin’s future beginning with a fast rise to the top in Maxim’s 100 hottest babes. Horror and Sci-Fi movies are right around the corner.

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Welcome To Halloween Melons 2012

Posted by LOTGK on October 2, 2012

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

2012 Halloween Melons Harvest Season

The state and county fairs are over and this morning there was a little frost on the pumpkins signaling Halloween melon harvest season. This year the Grassy Knoll Institute has plenty of blue ribbon winners. We won in every category including the sexy melon, nude melon, juicy melons, best firmness, and of course tastiest melons. Sit back and enjoy as we display proudly our more than 12 ribbons and awards.

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Dusting Off The Halloween Dark Zone 2012

Posted by LOTGK on October 1, 2012

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Tidying Up

Excuse the dust here at the Grassy Knoll Institute blog. The last several months activity here was almost at a stand still. Today, all that has changed. Our cleaning crew are on their hands and knee’s working double time preparing for the Halloween season.

The Halloween Dark Zone has plenty of tricks and treats for you this October. We are chock full of some very sexy Halloween sirens, outlandish adult Halloween costumes, real ghost stories, wild video’s, scary demons, big ripe melons, haunted house tips, urban legends, and our own special blend of all things Halloween. Check back daily as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.

Halloween Tip #1: If Amanda Bynes offers to give you a lift to the next neighborhood to continue your trick or treating, make like Forest Gump.

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Best Melons Winner 2011 – Bumble Bee

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2011

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These Melons Are Just Bee-utiful

This 2011 Melons harvest workers were buzzing around like worker bee’s to bring you the best and ripest melons you have ever had the pleasure to see. As with all contests, there must be a winner and our beautiful Queen Bee is this years Best Halloween Melons. Congratulations to all the contestants and their lovely melons.

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Best Melons Contest #7 – Vampire Melons

Posted by LOTGK on October 25, 2011

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This Ain't No Twilight

On this entry, I had a very hard time placing the above photo in the correct category. I believe it would hold it’s on in the Best Costume category and of course it has plenty of merit to be in the Best melons category. I studied this photo for a very long time before a decision was made.

After countless hours, allow me to introduce you to the seductress Elvira, the vampire with the mostest succulent melons.

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