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When The Humans Are Away – Storm Cat Parties

Posted by LOTGK on September 27, 2011

I often wondered what my pet cat does all day while Patty and I are hard at work making money so we could buy him even more cat toys and treats. Every morning as Patty and I backed the car out of the drive way, we would see Storm (Our 20 plus pound male cat) looking out the kitchen window at us. It was almost like he was waving goodbye to us. Or so we thought.

One day, on a whim, I turned on the living room computer web cam and set the camera for motion detection. I positioned the lens to display the entire living room area. I wanted to track his movement during the day to see exactly what he did, or didn’t do. Every time he would walk into the living room, the webcam would snap a shot. Below is the startling photographic evidence that Storm had invited guests over after we left. The damn cat was hosting parties all day.

No wonder the damn cat sleeps all night.

Storm Cat - More Kitty Treats For Everyone

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Crepe Cafe – San Francisco – Pier 39

Posted by LOTGK on August 24, 2011

Crepe Cafe - San Francisco

Patty and I visited San Francisco recently and of course we made our way to Pier 39 to spend the day. Pier 39 has a carnival setting and atmosphere with plenty of shops, side shows, open performance stage, plenty of food vendors, and of course the sea lions sunning themselves on the pier.

Having the inkling to sample the local cuisine, we stopped at the Crepe Cafe for what else, some crepes. For several minutes we watched from outside the big picture window as the chef rolled the dough and thinned it out and placed it on the griddle to cook. It was entertaining and we went in to buy some.

Strawberry Breakfast Crepe

I decided on the breakfast crepe with strawberries for a filing with whipped cream and of course a generous portion of powdered sugar. In just a few minutes my order was up and my crepe was on a paper plate with a fork and handed to me. A bottle of Coke Zero completed the order.

Believe it or not, I have never had a crepe in my life so I did not have a base line to compare. The crepe looked good, and it was fresh, and I like strawberries, and whipped cream, and powdered sugar, so this was going to be a good thing. Right!

Well, it wasn’t bad, and it wasn’t good. It was bland. But maybe that is what crepes are supposed to taste. I was expecting a pancake with strawberries. After all, that is what a crepe is. A French pancake.

The batter didn’t have any taste, it was like I was eating air. The strawberries, cream, and sugar were adequate, but I was a little disappointed. The cost, well, I forget, but I think it was under $5 dollars. Being in San Francisco, in the middle of a tourist trap, $5 dollars was standard fare. I am not going to score against this dish for lack of a base line so I will just barely recommend the Crepe Cafe.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 2.5 out of 5 shots and recommends the Crepe Cafe of San Francisco for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
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A Hummer No More

Posted by LOTGK on August 22, 2011

Bet You Can't

A Grassy Knoll Institute quirky little fun fact:
Everyone knows how to hum. (No, no, get your heads out of the gutter you dirty readers) But did you know that it is impossible for left handed people to hum while holding their nose closed with the left hand. And it is impossible for right handed people to hum while holding their nose with the right hand.

Go ahead, I’ll wait for you.
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By the way, it doesn’t matter what hand you use.


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Kim Kardashian – Seconds Later After The Honeymoon

Posted by LOTGK on August 19, 2011

Kardashian

This is Kim Kardashian, owner of Hollywood’s most famous and photographed ass. Ms. Kardashian is getting married August 20th, 2011 to New Jersey Nets basketball player Kris Humphries.
(My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail)

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The Most Famous Ass

Seconds later after the honeymoon, this is what Kim Kardashian will look like. Congratulations Mr. Kris Kardashian.

Now that is reality television.
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Dances With Wolves Tragedy

Posted by LOTGK on August 7, 2011

Dancing With Wolves

Amy loved living in the harsh conditions of the Alaskan tundra. She adopted several Wolf pups three years ago and treats them like domesticated house dogs. One day bringing in her supplies from the general store, she dropped a pound of fresh beef jerky setting the wolves off. Seconds later, in a feeding frenzy, Amy was over powered and never seen or heard from again.

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