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When The Humans Are Away – Storm Cat Parties

Posted by LOTGK on September 27, 2011

I often wondered what my pet cat does all day while Patty and I are hard at work making money so we could buy him even more cat toys and treats. Every morning as Patty and I backed the car out of the drive way, we would see Storm (Our 20 plus pound male cat) looking out the kitchen window at us. It was almost like he was waving goodbye to us. Or so we thought.

One day, on a whim, I turned on the living room computer web cam and set the camera for motion detection. I positioned the lens to display the entire living room area. I wanted to track his movement during the day to see exactly what he did, or didn’t do. Every time he would walk into the living room, the webcam would snap a shot. Below is the startling photographic evidence that Storm had invited guests over after we left. The damn cat was hosting parties all day.

No wonder the damn cat sleeps all night.

Storm Cat - More Kitty Treats For Everyone

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Thanks For Playing 2009

Posted by LOTGK on April 2, 2009

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I want to Thank everyone for being a good sport, commenting, laughing, and visiting the Grassy Knoll Institute on it’s feast day, April Fools Day. (Except for the one balding gentleman not clapping on the left, down about an inch in the picture)

I hope you all had as much fun as I did.

The Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute

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Anna Nicole Smith Mystery Solved

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2009

This Just In From FOX News Network:

Anna Nicole Smith, who passed away from an apparent overdose of drugs and chemicals, is still dead.
More News At 11. Back to you Ed.

Ed: Wow, shocking report on Ms. Smith. Now on to the lighter side of the news. Two Irishmen walked out of a bar in Dublin today.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

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So Let It Be Written

Posted by LOTGK on March 31, 2009

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In a few hours the stroke of midnight will signal April First, and as usual the Grassy Knoll Institute rocket scientists will celebrate our feast day. You can see the “Jester” hat at the bottom of the page signaling that the festival is about to begin.

Be warned! Some of you have been targeted. Some have been spared this time around. Either way, 20 updates will come forth this day. The first update coming at the stroke of midnight. The rest will resume at 8am up until midnight again.

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Thunder Cat Loves The Vacuum

Posted by LOTGK on March 6, 2009

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