Kim Kardashian – Seconds Later After The Honeymoon

Kardashian

This is Kim Kardashian, owner of Hollywood’s most famous and photographed ass. Ms. Kardashian is getting married August 20th, 2011 to New Jersey Nets basketball player Kris Humphries.
(My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail)

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The Most Famous Ass

Seconds later after the honeymoon, this is what Kim Kardashian will look like. Congratulations Mr. Kris Kardashian.

Now that is reality television.
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Jack Nicholson Dead

Jack Nicholson Dead

Hollywood mourns a legend today as mega movie star Jack Nicholson was found dead this morning outside the Staples Center. Details are sketchy at this moment but several sources claim to have heard Nicholson arguing in the morning hours with a man concerning the Los Angeles Lakers and their chances on winning the 2010 championship.

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Lindsay Lohan Found Dead In Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Found Dead On The Red Carpet!
Tragedy struck in Hollywood as actress Lindsay Lohan was found dead outside the Kodak Theater this morning. Details are sketchy at this time but reports claim that Lohan was arriving at ABC Studios to pick up her script for the ABC Lost series finale episode. She was slated to be a surprise character to do battle with the infamous Smoke Monster on the island.

The buzz around Hollywood circles had many concerned with her safety and well being as news agencies chronicled a rapid decline in her mood and behavior over the past six months.

The LA County coroner has not yet confirmed this report.

In other news, the black smoke monster on the lost island wins the battle and kills everyone on the island ending the six year series.

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Stump The Neener – Volume 55

Stump The Neener Volume 55

It’s Time To Play Stump The Neener Volume #55

2010 rolls out the newest edition of Stump The Neener. As usual, it is up to you to analysis the photo above and guess what famous person it is associated with. As usual I will offer a clue to get everyone started. The sign says it all.

Now give me your best answer and see if you can Stump The Neener.

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