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Posted by LOTGK on December 26, 2011
Merry Christmas From The Grassy Knoll Institute
I guess we finally know why Santa is so jolly and only works one night a year. Ho Ho Ho and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from the Grassy Knoll Institute.
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Posted by LOTGK on December 21, 2011
A young man named John received a parrot as a Christmas gift. However the parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he had hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said, “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and behavior. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
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Posted by LOTGK on October 1, 2011
Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998
Halloween Is Just A Jump To The Left Away
It’s astounding, Time is fleeting, Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely… Not for very much longer.
I’ve got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp, Drinking those moments when,
The Blackness would hit me, And the void would be calling…
Let’s do Halloween again.
Let’s do Halloween again.
With a bit of a mind flip the 2011 Halloween season is upon us. Haunted houses are already on their second weekend, decorations dot residential houses, hay rides are at capacity, and the Halloween Dark Zone is dying to reveal the hottest adult Halloween costumes, plus home grown giant melons, urban legends explored, demons, ghosts, and all things Halloween.
Check the Dark Zone frequently as we will be updating continuously throughout the month of October.
And nothing will ever be the same.
Happy Halloween
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LURKING, IN THE SHADOWS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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Posted by LOTGK on March 17, 2011
Sexy St. Patrick's Day Bartender
Happy St. Patrick’s Day from all of us at the Grassy Knoll Institute. Please drink responsibly and defer to the designated driver tonight so everyone can visit the Grassy Knoll Institute again.
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LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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