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Tiger Woods Mistress #16 Revealed

Posted by LOTGK on December 17, 2009

tiger woods, legendary golf pro has many alleged mistresses, this latest one, a giant alien is by far the biggest mistress of tigers.

Elin's Going To Kill Me

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Mistress #16 on the Tiger Woods hit list surfaced last evening in Boca Raton, Florida. Paparazzi sources claim the woman to be at least 50 feet tall. Grassy Knoll Institute alien investigators (No, we aren’t aliens, we just investigate them, and only the ones not of this Earth) were called to the scene and quickly confirmed that this woman, judging by the size of her discarded bra hanging from the side of the building, does indeed belong to the race of giant aliens attempting to take over the world and enslave humanity.

Tiger has a lot of explaining to do.

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V – The Visitors – Sexy Aliens

Posted by LOTGK on November 4, 2009

Giant Aliens Six Fingers

V Is For Visitors And Victory

The Grassy Knoll Institute was not fooled by the 29 giant alien space ships hovering over the worlds major cities last night at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. We knew straight away (We’re rocket scientists) that the sexy alien spouting eternal peace and health to all was all a ruse. We know for a fact that the Visitors are an alien race bent on the obliteration of the human race and enslaving the survivors to a lifetime of servitude to the whims of Anna and her cohorts.

Last week, in the wooded area of Spokane, Washington, the Grassy Knoll Institute captured a sleeper cell V alien. During a fierce battle the V’s fingers were cut off as it was performing a patented Three Stooges eye poke maneuver. (Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk) Before the V alien died, it spilled its guts revealing the plan of annihilation to humankind.

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You Know What They Say About Big Feet

Posted by LOTGK on May 29, 2009

Giant aliens poised to take over the world leaves giant shoes behind.

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To Serve Man

Posted by LOTGK on March 25, 2009

It's A Cookbook!

It's A Cookbook!

Grassy Knoll Institute Ion News Reporting:
The world is rejoicing today as war against the giant aliens appear to be over. Left on the doorsteps of the United Nations building was a giant book with the inscription “To Serve Man” emblazoned on it.

The Giant Aliens sent a message that this book was their equivalent of the holy books of the religious faiths on Earth. A team of language experts are pouring over it in an attempt to decipher its contents now. One particular passage, Kanamits 812 is repeated throughout the book. If this is the cipher, then the rest of the book and all it’s wisdom can be unlocked.

Strangely, this sounds all to familiar to the scientists at the Grassy Knoll Institute.

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Big Hands

Posted by LOTGK on March 7, 2009

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You Know What They Say About Alien Men With Big Hands

The Grassy Knoll Institute snapped this photograph of a plaster of Paris impression of a giant alien male while dining at Bubba Gumps restaurant in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. The alien made quite a mess fleeing from the establishment but fear not, Bubba Gumps has All-State, a top notch insurance company.

It was only a matter of time before all state was brought up.

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