This just in!
Colonel Sanders, Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and icon of the fast food restaurant, dead for over 20 years, was photographed today shaking George Clooney’s hand during a red carpet Hollywood event.
Apparently Sanders faked his death and has been living large in the great state of Montana with Jim Morrison, Elvis, and D.B. Cooper.
Rumor was that Elvis paid a kings ransom to fake Sanders death because he couldn’t live without the secret recipe fried chicken dinners.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL