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Beautiful Sunset

Posted by LOTGK on November 21, 2008

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A Very Rare Pussy Eclipse

Its always a pleasure when heavenly bodies align themselves in such a majestic angle. The Grassy Knoll Institute was fortunate enough to be there to capture this very rare celestial display.

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Gotcha Patrick

Posted by LOTGK on November 5, 2008

Gotcha Patrick!

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Hey Lucy, I’m Home

Posted by LOTGK on July 9, 2008

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Hey Lucy, I’m Home!

In yet another unsuccessful attempt to blend in to society, this giant alien disguised himself as either movie star Desi Arnaz or American Idol failure William Hung.

Another theory is that Fidel Castro has fled Cuba seeking better medical treatment for his illness.

The Grassy Knoll Institute knows the talent portion will provide revealing clues as to the true identity.

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George Carlin R.I.P. 06/22/2008

Posted by LOTGK on June 23, 2008

R.I.P. 06/22/2008

George Carlin, great entertainer, comedian, and actor, passed away from heart failure yesterday. he was admitted to the hospital complaining of chest pains and died several hours later.

Carlin was most famous for his one comedy bit, “The seven words you can’t say on television.” Those words are, Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits.

I would guess it to say one of those words were his last.

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Ass Clown Of The Day

Posted by LOTGK on June 22, 2008

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Submitted for your approval. The sign post up ahead.

Market Street Bridge…
Heavy Construction…
Ass Clown that cannot follow detour signs crossing the solid yellow line into oncoming traffic all the while talking on a goddamn cell phone. (For those readers across the pond, we drive on the right side of the road)

Being the even tempered all around good guy that I am, I attempted to wave the ass clown on so I and the drivers behind me could traverse the bridge. I then noticed ass clown #1 was on his cell phone completely oblivious that the light had turned green, and that he has positioned himself for a head on Collision.

At this moment I wished I had installed my Ass Clown air horn. It would have been a perfect fit for today. I could hear it now billowing out from under the hood. ASSSSSS…Clownnnnn!

Ass clown #1 finally drove away hitting one of the orange barrels as he steered towards route 680 north. Ass clown #2 was now up to the plate.

Of course, Ass clown #2 was on her cell phone. I beeped my horn at her, and she gave me this glaring look like she was the Queen Mum and what nerve I had for beeping at her. I flipped her the finger and yelled “Fuck you ass clown, learn how to fucking drive you fuck bag.” The eloquent words just flowed out of me like poetry.

Ass clown #2 apparently learned to drive from ass clown #1 for she completely missed her turn and ran over several orange barrels herself all the while looking at me in disgust. I laughed as she drove away.

Hopefully, FAC, (Fucking Ass Clown) reads this and sees the error of her ways.

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