Your Favorite Movie Is

The Grassy Knoll Institute conducted a scientific study having test subjects select random numbers and then plugging said numbers into a mathematical equation to determine the correlation it has on what your favorite motion picture is. Mine was Pulp Fiction. To participate, simply answer the brief survey below. Don’t worry, no pens or calculators will be necessary to reveal what your favorite movie is.

*Pick a number between 1 and 9

*Multiply that number by 3

*Add 3 to that number

*Multiply that number by 3 again

*Add the two digits together (If your number is 24, it would be 6, 2 plus 4)

*According to Your Subconscious, Your favorite film is:

* If your number is 2, The Shining

*If your number is 3, Oliver Twist

*If your number is 4, Star Wars

*If your number is 5, Forest Gump

*If your number is 6, Pulp Fiction

*If your number is 7, Jaws

*If your number is 8, Grease

*If your number is 9, The Joy Of Anal Sex With Male Goats And Leather Clad, Oiled Up Boys

*If your number is 10, Mary Poppins

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Two Face Illusion

Two Face Illusion

Look at the picture of the vase above. Keep your eyes approximately two feet from the computer screen. Let your eyes relax. Do you see one or two faces?
If you see just one face, you are normal. 
If you see two faces you are a visual genius.
If you do not see a face and just a vase, you are a serial killer.

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Greetings From Alcatraz Prison (The Rock)

Top Dog Spot – Alcatraz Prison

Greetings From Alcatraz Prison. The Grassy Knoll Institute thanks everyone that participated in our feast day (April Fools Day) by reading and commenting. Everyone gets one extra biscuit and scoop of soup.

PS: Yes, that is me, the Curator, high atop the Alcatraz Prison courtyard steps. In the top dog position.

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Tits In A Box

Voted Best Halloween Costume 2011

At this years January Halloween show hosted in Houston, Texas, hundreds of sexy new adult Halloween costumes were on display. From Playboy Girls Next Door Bridgette Marquardt’s Smoking Jacket, to body pained models wearing nothing but a smile and latex, but it was the Tits In A Box costume created by the Grassy Knoll Institute that won first place honors.

The Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute stated, ‘Who doesn’t like tits? It’s a perfect costume. Her date gets to open a Christmas present early and find a special surprise inside. Everyone wins.”

Tits In A Box Halloween costume will be available in fine retail stores and outlets beginning early September.

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