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President Kennedy Spinal Tap 52

Posted by LOTGK on March 10, 2009

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Senator John Kennedy returns to his office at the capitol after an operation on an old World War II spinal injury.

Number 52 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.

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John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #30

Posted by LOTGK on July 21, 2008

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President John F. Kennedy holds a press conference to speak about his school aid program.

#30 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.

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Thought Screen Helmet Hair

Posted by LOTGK on July 20, 2008

One of the drawbacks of wearing the stylish thought screen helmet is classic Helmet Hair Syndrome. You see, once you are abducted, you must forever wear the thought screen helmet to prevent any more alien influence. Rolf, pictured above, is one of the many tormented souls hounded by aliens attempting to control his mind and actions.

However, the above photo does prove a point on a hotly debated subject that velostat, the secret magical material that lines official thought screen helmets does hold an electric charge and provides protection against aliens using telepathy to control the mind.

Knowledge is power. The Grassy Knoll Institute will continue to investigate the shocking story of alien abductions and the thought screen helmets that prevent them.

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Quizznos $5 Dollar Sub Deal

Posted by LOTGK on July 17, 2008

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I stopped at the Quizznos restaurant off Lockwood Blvd and Route 224 for dinner tonight. I saw all the commercials from Subway and from Quizzno’s. Both joints are touting $5 dollar foot long sandwiches. Well, feast your eyes upon Quizznos version of the $5 dollar sub.
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To begin with, the sub above was not a foot long. More like 9 inches.

Next, this giant sub had three slices of turkey. Yes kids, that’s right, three thin slices of turkey. Not anything remotely similar to what the commercials on TV depict. This is blatant false advertising at it’s finest.

Moving on, the sandwich had two pieces of cheese. Yup, just two pieces of cheese. Cut in half and spread on the bun.

To top it off, the bacon was pieces, but just by eye balling the sandwich, it was not more than two standard slices of bacon.

The cost was $5.00 for this sandwich. Let’s take a minute and analyze the ingredients of this sandwich. three slices of turkey. I can buy a pound of turkey at the local Giant Eagle grocery store for $4.99 which consists of approximately 25 slices, or about 20 cents a slice.

The bacon is $1.99 a box, which is 15 slices, or 13 cents a slice.

The cheese is $4.99 per pound which is 20 slices or 25 cents a slice.

The bun is $1.99 for an eight pack of sub buns, which is 25 cents a bun.

Let’s add it all together. 60 cents turkey, 26 cents bacon, 50 cents for cheese, and 25 cents for the bun. Grand total $1.61 for the sandwich. Keep in mind that Quizznos has to have better costs than my retail prices.

The Grassy Knoll Institute is highly disappointed in Quizznos awarding only 1 shot out of five and does not recommend them for lunch, dinner, or any event of any kind.

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John F. Kennedy Collector Cards #29

Posted by LOTGK on July 10, 2008

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President John F. Kennedy stresses one of his points as he speaks during a Washington News Conference.

#29 in a series of 77 John F. Kennedy cards.

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