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Superman 34 Years Later

Posted by LOTGK on November 26, 2012

superman 34 years later

Will You Still Love Me When I’m 64

LOOK, UP IN THE SKY!
IT’S A BIRD…..
IT’S A PLANE….
IT’S SUPERMAN…..

In 1978, an alien from the planet Krypton known as Superman burst onto the scene rescuing cats from tree’s, stopping cat burglars in their tracks, using his x-ray vision to check out Lois Lane’s naked body, (Come on, who wouldn’t do that if you had the power) and of course battling crime and evil especially with his arch enemy Lex Luthor, the worlds greatest criminal mind.

Since then, Superman (Clark Kent when wearing glasses) has retired to Smallvile leaving behind the big city life of Metropolis. However, thanks to President Obama’s health care program, (Obama Care) he had to come out of retirement. In this picture taken by Daily Planet journalist “Old” Jimmy Olson, we see Superman saving Lana Lane from certain death by swooping in and plucking her from a toxic mud pit Luthor created to melt away California and slip into the sea.

The crowd still loves him.

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Questions About Superman

Posted by LOTGK on December 8, 2007

I’m watching the TV and Superman the Movie is on. You know the one, with Christopher Reeve. A classic, yes, classic. Made back in the mid-70′s, This superman movie was the beginning of the new revolution of comic book hero’s coming to the wide screen.Anyway, I always had some questions about Superman. For starters:

1. When he changes from Clark Kent to superman, what does he do with the clothes he was wearing? And, when he is wearing his suit, where does he hide the cape?

2. OK, he is faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Yea, he’s a tough bird. Nothing can hurt him, cut, him, or harm him. So, how does superman shave and cut his hair? Wouldn’t the razor break as he shaved and the scissors snap as he cut his hair?

3. How does superman breathe when he is in space?

4. Don’t get me started on the obvious. A pair of glasses for a disguise. And no one knows that Clark is superman when he’s wearing glasses?

5. How would Kryptonite harm superman.?Minerals from his own planet?

6. My wife asks if superman has a super penis? After all, he is the man of steel…

7. Why would Lex Luther, the worlds greatest criminal mind, surround himself with the most inept henchmen on the face of this planet, or any other planet for that matter?

8. Superman stands for truth, justice, and the American way. If his ship crashed landed in Cuba, would he have kicked Kennedy’s ass during the Cuban missile crisis?

9. Did superman sew his own costume? Yes, he was wrapped in the cloth from his home planet Krypton, but how did he fashion the tights he wears?

10. Superman has super hearing, so how does he drone out all the chatter from the millions of people talking, machinery running, and everyday noise pollution? How does he sleep with all that noise in his head?

OK, those are my 10 questions for superman. Do you have any others?

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