Pope Frances Changes Nun Dress Code

Catholic Nun Relaxed Dress Code

In a surprise move by newly elected Pope Francis the Vatican announced this morning that the Catholic nun dress code has been revised to fit a more modern day female and church attire. Introducing Sister Mary O’Plenty.

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Catholic Nuns Legendary Lightning Eraser Release

No One Dared To Test

Sister Mary Badass walked the streets of San Juan Puerto Rico with confidence knowing her legendary eraser release was not only deadly but lightning fast. Jaun and Hector, survivors of 8th grade Catholic school attempt to blend in to the background after learning the hard lesson not to attack Catholic nuns. The New York Yankee’s could have used Bad-Ass this season.

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Irish Humor – My Brother-In-Law

Paddy got in an automobile accident and was taken to a Catholic hospital in Dublin.
After the doctor stitched Paddy up and stabilized his condition, the doctor let Paddy to rest.
A few minutes later a Catholic nun entered the room and asked if paddy were well enough to answer some questions for her. Paddy nodded affirmative.
The nun started right asking, “Do you have any medical insurance?”
Paddy shook his head and said no.
The nun continued, “Do you have any cash money to help pay for your medical bill?”
Paddy again said no.
The nun pried even more, “Do you have any family members to help you settle up your medical bill?
Paddy scratched his chin for a moment and said, ‘Why yes, I do have a spinster older sister and she’s a Catholic nun just like you.”
The nun looked sternly at Paddy and said, “Sir, we are not spinsters, I like your sister, are married to Jesus.’
Paddy looks at the nun and says, “Good then, send me medical bill to me Brother-In-Law!”

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Ursuline High School Marching Band

Every Christmas our family gets together for the holiday and after dinner old family stories are retold again and again. Most of the family would gather in the family room and recount those funny stories from our past. One of my favorite stories is about the poem my Dad wrote about his high school he attended. (Ursuline High School, Youngstown Ohio)

The year was 1942, and his teacher, (Of course was a Catholic Nun) handed out an English assignment. Each student was to write a poem about something uplifting about Ursuline High School.

Mt Dad was called by the nun to read his poem aloud in front of the class. Dad cleared his throat and read aloud…

The Majorettes came on the field,
The first in Ursuline’s history.
Followed by the marching band,
But what they’re playing is a mystery.

All the students in class burst out in laughter. However, the Ursuline Nun was not amused. She immediately sent my Dad down to the office. He took his seat and awaited his punishment.

Father Gallagher, (Yes, an Irish priest) walked into the office and sat at his chair and asked my Dad why he was sent to the office. My Dad told him the Nun did not like his poem. Father Gallagher asked my Dad to recite the poem. My Dad did.

Father Gallagher seemed to almost smirk and told my Dad to get the Hell out of the office and back to class.

Like father, like son.

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