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Where Heidi Montag Shops For Boobs

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2012

Where Heidi Shops

You really didn’t think Boobs grew on tree’s did you?


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Best Melons Winner 2011 – Bumble Bee

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2011

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

These Melons Are Just Bee-utiful

This 2011 Melons harvest workers were buzzing around like worker bee’s to bring you the best and ripest melons you have ever had the pleasure to see. As with all contests, there must be a winner and our beautiful Queen Bee is this years Best Halloween Melons. Congratulations to all the contestants and their lovely melons.

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Halloween Costume Contest #7 – Hidden Zombie

Posted by LOTGK on October 24, 2011

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I See More Than Zombies

A very cheap and easy Halloween costume that will guarantee you to be the talk of the holiday party. Let your friends read your T-Shirt and then flash them pulling your shirt up revealing your zombie side. (And more importantly, your ample melons) A crowd pleaser for sure for this Halloween party.

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Best Melons Contestant #3 – Carmen Electra

Posted by LOTGK on October 9, 2011

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Helpful tips from the Dark Zone Curator: If you find yourself in a scary movie and you find yourself wearing a bikini, and you are a hot chick, under no circumstances should you run out of the house. Take it from professional Goddess and actress Carmen Electra. You don’t want to be that girl in a horror movie.

Carmen Electra may be famous for her “Booty Shake” but her melons are most impressive.

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Chapter Twenty – My Office Has A Window

Posted by LOTGK on June 25, 2011

My Office Has A Window

It was 1980. A new decade. A new hope. Hopefully a new job. I was 20 years old and a Junior in college when the planets cosmically aligned thus setting me on a strange and bizarre sojourn as a newly hired employee at a little red pole barn in Columbiana. This sojourn is titled, “My Office Has A Window” even though in reality, there were no windows at all.

Chapter Twenty – Lost But Not Forgotten

To those that worked with me, you know I am leaving out many stories and tales that legends are made of but I had to draw the line somewhere.

* Like the time our dog Sandy had a mask painted on it’s face with permanent magic marker. It was two years before the dog was back to normal. Dog psychiatry, WTF?

* Discovering that our “Russian Connection” was laid up at the Tower Motel (A seedy little no tell motel) with several women of the production crew. We found them all tangled together on a ratty old mattress on the floor.

* Russ, owner of the World War I motorcycle and side car and his new job catching rats under the office trailer. Russ really took the rats to task by climbing under the trailer with them and battling hand to hand. Russ won most of the battles.

* The Struthers, Ohio high school graduating class crew coming to work in a beat up old blue car with the roof cut off and a toilet glued to its trunk. Ramming speeeeeed….

* Rob the resident reverend and his cooking lessons. Lesson One: Do not under any circumstance put your head inside the oven to check if the pilot light is burning. Lesson two: Don’t light a match when the oven is on and your head is still in the oven.

* Top Cat’s balance, or lack of. T.C. broke his leg by falling inside one of the step van’s. While it was parked. He also fell down the steps at our Christmas party and yes, he broke his leg.

* Hostess Ho Ho’s and Pepsi, the breakfast, lunch and dinner of the shipping crew.

* Marky dancing late at night with a broom to the song of “In The Mood” by Glen Miller. he was actually quite good.

* The Murph dog doing his Irish jig after many a brews in the wee hours of the night. I was introduced to Riverdance, the Lord of the Warehouse in 1981.

* Roy and his fine collection of machine guns. Yup, that says it all.

* Mark and his nocturnal stirrings. No female with two or four legs were safe from the amorous Mark. (Baaahhh)

* The girlie posters on the warehouse walls. Way back when, only the men worked in our warehouse. Playboy and Penthouse were well represented. Even Heather Thomas in her pink bikini adorned our warehouse walls.

* The rookie of the year awards. There was a lot of turnover at our shop. Each year new blood, (Inmates) would be injected into the general population and they would compete against one another on who was the best new employee of the year. Technically, the contest winner was always who could drink a bottle of beer the quickest. As it should be.

* Employee dollar Bill. Bill had a magnetic personality. At least when he drove the step vans. Every time he drove the vans, he would tear off one the back doors of the van. Every time. Eventually, all the doors were yanked off and never replaced.

* The one day a drunk as Hell woman told OZ that he is lucky as Hell he works here because he’s to ugly to get hired anywhere else.

* Our computer geek and his Commodore 64 computer. Our mainframe was so powerful, we could almost play Atari 2600 on it.

* Stretching the conveyors across the lot to unload trailers. We didn’t have a real warehouse. When merchandise was delivered, we had a moving revolving conveyor belt system and employees stationed every so many feet to keep pushing the boxes to their final destination.

*Mac and his strange love for the air supply album. (He’s all out of love)

* The golf cart conspiracy and the real reason Bob was called gimpy.

* The shipping ink stencils. When we received a large order, instead of affixing a label to each carton, we would break out the ink stencil. Basically it was a a rubber stamp with a replaceable stencil with the current address for the shipment to be shipped to. We found out that the ink was permanent and made quite an impression on someone’s back, or leg, or face.

* Stormin Norman, the Preston truck driver.

* The security guard parties that also doulbed as Hell’s Angels parties.

* Louetta rubbing baby powder on her melons. Yes, exactly what it sounds like. Louetta had huge boobs and gravity had zero effect on them. Each morning, she would enter the shipping office area, (The left side corner of the pole barn) and proceed to lift her tank top and rub baby powder on her breasts. No, she never wore a bra. Remember, gravity, no effect.

* The helicopters that flew over and the ones that landed.

* And many many more stories and events that legends become of.

Next Up: The Big Move

Read Chapter 21 Here…

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