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Lost Update – Signs, Everywhere Signs

Posted by LOTGK on April 12, 2006

Season II
Lost Update 04/12/2006

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

And the sign said anybody caught trespassin’ would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house,
“Hey! What gives you the right?”

Continuing with last weeks episode that solidified the Grassy Knoll Institutes theory that aliens have abducted the survivors and they are not on the island, but in a virtual reality laboratory. All the survivors are linked together and share each others experiences. Tonight we get Rose and Bernard’s back story. Bernard is a pushy man and Rose has a secret, she has a terminal disease with a year to live at best. Bernard takes Rose to a “Healer” in Austrailia and the healer, (Wayne Pygram, who played the notrious bad guy, alien, “Scorpius” on the Sci-Fi thriller series, Farscape.) tells Rose after a second of therapy that he cannot help her. Not here. Not now.

Rose is healed by the island, err, or what she thinks is the island. The same as John Locke was. Actually, if you noticed, everyone is living out some sort of fantasy dream. A VIRTUAL REALITY dream.

Mr. Ecko is building a church. Jin and Sun are having a child. Claire is becoming a good mom to her child. And even Sawyer has a friend, even if its Walt’s dog.

The man pretending to be Henry Gale locked in the holding room of the hatch. He tells Jack that a trade for Walt for him will never happen. He also has a sinister gin on his face as Locke is screaming through the door wanting an answer to if he really didn’t push the button and reset the counter.

Jack and Kate set out to attempt the trade for Walt, get snared in a net, get cozy, and then Michael appears running through the jungle. Show over.

Where does that leave us. My theory still stands strong. And here is a twist. Some people like Rose and Locke have benefitted immensely being on the island and if given the choice, would probably not leave. They are enjoying their new found life. Others however, want off the island. This is what is creating the virtual reality glips to the survivors. Conflicting thoughts, (The polar bear, invisible monster, the others) are breaking the link between the survivors. The subconscious minds forcing them to wake up and snap back to reality.

We shall see how this scenario unfolds in the coming weeks. Until next week “Losties.”

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