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Celebrate Independence Day With Fireworks

Posted by LOTGK on July 4, 2013

As the twilight of Independence Day rapidly approaches, it is our solemn duty and privilege to pay homage to all men and women who have given their lives paying the ultimate sacrifice defending our country and our freedom.

Tonight as we celebrate the Fourth of July remember the words so elegantly penned by Francis Scott Key during the defense of Fort Henry September 20th, 1814…

“And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.”

Before you begin to illuminate the skies this evening by launching volley after volley of pyrotechnic patriotism, pause a moment and reflect on the sacrifices incurred by our forefathers more than two centuries ago. Gaze upon the heavens in wonder as fireworks brilliantly and brashly shout out loud and clear that we the people stand united as a nation declaring in unison that America is the best damn nation the world has known.

Hug you wife, husband, significant other, son, and daughter. Yell out a hearty hello to your neighbors that have come forth from their homes this evening to watch the fireworks shows and to celebrate as an entire nation.

“O’er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.”

God Bless America.

Phantom Fireworks – Half And Half Rack
The Half and Half does exactly what it means in several ways. Each of it’s nine shots have a very loud report, (Turn on your speakers to fully enjoy the video) and each burst splits into two separate colors that fill the sky. The finale shoots three big bursts all at once that will assuredly be a crowd pleaser.

Phantom Fireworks – Stellar Storm
The stellar Storm is a 12 shot which sends two shots at once in the sky bursting a split second apart from each other filling the sky with noise and multi-color bursts.

Phantom Fireworks – Charcoal Rack
The charcoal Rack is a 9 shot finale that rockets out of the tubes into the sky with large colorful palm bursts and very loud reports.

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Eddies Grill – Geneva – Double Cheeseburger

Posted by LOTGK on June 16, 2013

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Eddie’s Grill Counter

This was my first visit to Geneva for the 2013 Summer season and it began on a sad note. Coming into Geneva, I spotted the empty lot on the lake side of the road where an old little gray house once stood. It had lost its battle to erosion.

I needed some cheering up and Eddie’s Grill was just the “Cow Bell” to do it. We luckily found a parking spot on the parkway and walked over to Eddie’s. We bellied up to the counter and I ordered the usual. (A double cheeseburger, french fries, and a diet pop) The hot dog was my sons.

As soon as you sit down at the counter, you get the feeling of being magically transported back in time to the 1950′s. I always expect to see Fonzie smacking the jukebox to play his favorite song. Aeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

As usual, the cheeseburger was almost heavenly, cooked to perfection, juicy, and fresh. The fries were good and plentiful. The atmosphere out of this world. Even though Eddie’s is always crowded, the service is very fast.

The Boys Of Summer will be going back again next week.

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Steak N Shake – Double Cheeseburger

Posted by LOTGK on June 13, 2013

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The Double cheeseburger

Is Steak N Shake a fast food joint or a restaurant?
From the outside it has the markings of a fast food setup with a drive through window. However, when walking inside, the decor is 50’s style diner, black and white tiles, booths, and even a counter to eat at.

We sat down and a waitress took our order. Chalk one up for restaurant. I ordered a double cheeseburger and fries. It was brought to our table in less than ten minutes. (Another restaurant feature) The cheeseburger was excellent, in the top 10 list for sure. I watched them make the burgers on the grill before. They start with a fresh round ball of meat and using the spatula, smash into a thin patty. A few minutes of sizzling and the patty is flipped. Cheese is added and then placed on the bun.

The fries were thin cut, (We will call them Mini Fries) and were tasty especially with the dipping cheese sauce.

The cost was very cheap, (A fast food feature) $4.00 with fries. We paid and left a higher than usual tip for our waitress and walked out the door.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 4.75 out of 5 shots and recommends steak N Shake for dinner.


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One Hell Of A Happy Meal At McDonalds

Posted by LOTGK on June 8, 2013

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Cheap Even For Youngstown

On my way to work this morning, (Yes readers, I do work sometimes) I drove past the local McDonald’s on Market Street and spied their billboard advertising “Cone” for 50 cents.

Now that is one Hell of a Happy Meal…

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Geneva On The Lake House Vanishes

Posted by LOTGK on June 7, 2013

I have been going to Geneva On The Lake for over 50 years. Way back in the 1970’s erosion from Lake Erie began affecting the beach and the highway that leads into the small resort town.

One house I always kept my eye on coming in was a small gray house on the lake side of the road. Every year, the house edged closer to the sea. The houses on either side of the gray house methodically succumbed to the ravages of the sea.

Last year, the little gray house was on the verge of dropping over the side. It was now abandoned, windows boarded up, doors nailed shut, a mobile home sharing the lot. Last week coming in for our first Summer visit to Geneva, the house was gone.

To me, that house was almost as iconic to Eddie’s Grill, the most popular joint at Geneva On The Lake. I stopped, snapped the photo above and continued to Geneva looking back in the rear view mirror once or twice before pressing on to Eddie’s Grill.

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