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Inner Sanctum

Light In The Fog

Humorous personal life stories of the past, present, and future from the Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute. At the age of 40 plus, I’ve almost seen it all. From being almost electrocuted, writing my name in fire, riding a fridge down steps, taxi’s from hell, the school yard roof jumping, train jumping, to the many road trips I endured, plus many other wild but true tales.

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Inner Sanctum Archives Of 2009 Below:
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Release The Kracken 09/13/2009
M-80’s – And The Dare Devil’s Club 07/03/2009
Battle With Satan 04/18/2009
Hey Donkey 01/29/2009
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Inner Sanctum Archives Of 2008 Below:
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R.I.P. – Dad – 1923-2008 12/31/2008
The Stove Was The Next To Go 12/19/2008
Idora Park – Wildcat – Back Seat View 12/11/2008
Electric Socks And Christmas Trees 12/06/2008
Fantasy Football League GPFL 09/04/2008
Tale Of The Tape 08/27/2008
The School Yard 07/12/2008
Today We Celebrate Our Independence 07/04/2008
Thirty Years Ago Today 06/04/2008
The Post After 999 04/17/2008
The Bug Light God 03/12/2008
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Inner Sanctum Archives Of 2007 Below:
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Top 10 Christmas Programs 12/26/2007
Storm Cat Flips The Finger 12/21/2007
No Laughing Matter 12/13/2007
When The Whip Comes Down 12/12/2007
Save The Cheerleader, Save My Grade 12/11/2007
The Mad Ice Scrapper
Trade Show Etiquette
A Step Back In Time
Pleasantville Volume 3 Of 3
Pleasantville Volume 2 Of 3
Pleasantville Volume 1 Of 3
Bumper Skiing – An Olympic Sport
Heap Big Beef Restaurant
Dad, The Cats On Fire
State Of The Art 8 Track Tape Player
Train Jumping
American Airlines Suck
Grassy Knoll Institute Olympic Moment
Death Of Erieview Park Slide Show
How I Became A Viking Fan
Is that A Biker Bar
Dad’s Lionel Trains
Drivers License Revisited
Past Fourth Of July Memories
Dulles Debacle
How To Cook A Monkey
Big G The Main Man
Hide The Sausage
The Rope Trick
Return To The Mall
Riding The Christmas Tree
Cable Company Pays A Visit
Fire In The Sky
Taxi Ride From Hell
Riding The Fridge
Warning: Profanity Ahead
All Tied Up
A Rendezvous With Fate
1968 Pontiac GTO
My UFO Abduction Story
My 1971 Ford Pinto
The Stove is Next I Fear
Jeep Liberty Has Landed
September 11th – 9/11 Personal Story
Ancient Irish Harvest Chant
Writing My Name In Fire
Cock Fight At Hockey Game
Christmas Memories 1960’s
Ode To Gatlinburg
I Am Thunder Hear Me Roar
Gunning For Sofa’s
Dial Up Diddy
DirecTV Sucks Ass
2005 Jeep Liberty
Pepsi Wang Taste
Milford Hotel – Manhattan, New York
They Were Delicious
How Many Jacks
Mourn The Death Of Telemarketing
1966 Plymouth Satellite Convertible
Nothing Sucks Like A Hoover

LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

3 Responses to “Inner Sanctum”

  1. Shaw said

    March 13, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    I thought my life was interesting until I read a couple of your stories! Too Funny!!

    Reply

  2. aintgotno said

    September 2, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    always a fantastic read

    Reply

  3. RSVP or Not said

    September 4, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Are these stories real or made up.

    LOTGK Replies:
    Yes, the stories are real. I could never make something up like these.

    Reply

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