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3 Responses to “Holidays”

  1. Vince Vance said

    Dear Grassy Knoll Intitute,

    My hair is very tall… like 18″ tall. Seriously. I believe that I am receiving messages from not only outer space aliens, but also from like regular people like Rosie O’Donnell. Though she thinks about things I often think of, like girls, I would prefer not having the eating urges transmitted. I noticed you picture an actual giant space alien wearing a helmet that prevents thoughts from entering its mind. Quite simply, where can I get one of these. Many thanks.

    Vince Vance, composer/bandleader

  2. LOTGK said

    Vince, Vince, Vince. The real question before us is,
    Do you receive DirecTV signals and if so, do you get the NFL package?

  3. Betsy said

    What, no Christmas and New Years category and posts?

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