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Thought Screen Helmets
The Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered a sinister plot against humanity orchestrated by a race of aliens with delusions of world domination by controlling the thoughts and actions of people through telepathic communication. For many people, the Thought Screen Helmet is the only defense against the aliens as the helmet scrambles the telepathic signal sent from the aliens and breaks the link. This is dedicated to those brave people wearing the helmets and fighting the good fight.
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Thought Screen Helmet 2009 Archives Below:
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Original Thought Screen Helmet Wearers 11/06/2009
Naked Thought Screen Helmet Females 08/13/2009
A Horse Is A Horse Of Course Of Course 08/03/2009
William Shatner Abducted 07/22/2009
Thought Screen Helmet Wearers On The Go 07/02/2009
Actor Gary Busey Speaks Out At Telethon For TSH 06/10/2009
Introducing The thought Screen Helmet Suit 02/24/2009
Consequences Not Wearing Thought Screen Helmets 01/28/2009
Thought Screen Helmet Companion 01/20/2009
Presidential Inauguration Fitting 01/12/2009
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Thought Screen Helmet 2008 Archives Below:
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State Highway Patrol Helmets 11/11/2008
Improper Chili’s Thought Screen Helmet Construction 09/07/2008
Thought Screen Helmet Sale 08/20/2008
Thought Screen Helmet Wig 08/08/2008
Empirical Proof Velostat Works 07/20/2008
England Is Aware Of Thought Screen Helmets 06/18/2008
Jack Black Wears Thought Screen Helmet 05/20/2008
Are We Not Men 04/26/2008
Free From Evil Alien Control 04/15/2008
Poorly Constructed Thought Screen Helmets 03/22/2008
New And Improved Thought Screen Helmet 02/20/2008
Thought Screen Face Shield 02/05/2008
Oral Sex Is Totally Out Of The Question 01/10/2008
Thought Screen Helmet Death 01/02/2008
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Thought Screen Helmet 2007 Archives Below:
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When You Stop Wearing Your Thought Screen Helmet 12/17/2007
Queen Of The Thought Screen Helmets 11/24/2007
Thought Screen Helmet Test Pattern 11/19/2007
Thought Screen Helmet Hair 11/10/2007
Thought Screen Helmet President 11/05/2007
Put A Helmet On That Soldier 10/25/2007
President Bush Under Alien Control 10/18/2007
Rod Stewart Wears Thought Screen Helmet 10/12/2007
Thought Screen Helmet Analysis 10/07/2007
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
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LOTGK said
Finally, contact from the evil race of aliens.
The Grassy Knoll Institute team of scientists has already deciphered their language.
The above comment says….
Smoke and a pancake?
Max Jackl said
Sadly, this is not an april fook prank.
Abductee Victim said
Your site has been a great inspiration to me and my fellow abductees.
LOTGK said
I’m glad I could almost help.
Michael Menkin said
This is a phony site. There is no stop alien abductions telethon. The people creating this blog have no knowledge of alien abductions, have never made a thought screen helmet, have never talked to me, Michael Menkin or any other alien abduction investigator and know nothing about alien abductions or the thought screen helmet.
The situation about alien abductions changed in February of this year when two alien-human hybrids beat a 90 year old woman so severely that she went to the hospital where here bruises and broken nose were documented. She had a heart attach as a result of her beating and died 3 days later. The aliens told here that they were finished with her. We believe that she bore them many alien-human hybrids. The hybrids also took the thought screen helmet from her that she only wore sporadically.
I also have two cases of people who forgot to wear their thought screen helmets one night and were subsequently beaten by alien-human hybrdis in anger. I may have another website where I report all of this violence.
I make and send thought screen helmets to people for free all over the world. It is all my own money and time. I pay for the four sites I have with my own money. At 66 I still work full time as a technical wtiter for a government regulatory agency. I resent this phony telethon. It is not funny. Alien abductions are serious business.
For more information, contact me, Michael Menkin, the inventor at stopabductions.com.
LOTGK said
The Grassy Knoll Institute is not a phony site. It is proudly the home of the 99 cent conspiracy theory powered by a really good tasting corned beef sandwich.
And, not a single American who has read this post has been abducted by evil space aliens. That is a record I am proud of.