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Thought Screen Helmets

The Grassy Knoll Institute has uncovered a sinister plot against humanity orchestrated by a race of aliens with delusions of world domination by controlling the thoughts and actions of people through telepathic communication. For many people, the Thought Screen Helmet is the only defense against the aliens as the helmet scrambles the telepathic signal sent from the aliens and breaks the link. This is dedicated to those brave people wearing the helmets and fighting the good fight.
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Thought Screen Helmet 2009 Archives Below:
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Actor Gary Busey Speaks Out At Telethon For TSH 06/10/2009
Introducing The thought Screen Helmet Suit 02/24/2009
Consequences Not Wearing Thought Screen Helmets 01/28/2009
Thought Screen Helmet Companion 01/20/2009
Presidential Inauguration Fitting 01/12/2009
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Thought Screen Helmet 2008 Archives Below:
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State Highway Patrol Helmets 11/11/2008
Improper Chili’s Thought Screen Helmet Construction 09/07/2008
Thought Screen Helmet Sale 08/20/2008
Thought Screen Helmet Wig 08/08/2008
Empirical Proof Velostat Works 07/20/2008
England Is Aware Of Thought Screen Helmets 06/18/2008
Jack Black Wears Thought Screen Helmet 05/20/2008
Are We Not Men 04/26/2008
Free From Evil Alien Control 04/15/2008
Poorly Constructed Thought Screen Helmets 03/22/2008
New And Improved Thought Screen Helmet 02/20/2008
Thought Screen Face Shield 02/05/2008
Oral Sex Is Totally Out Of The Question 01/10/2008
Thought Screen Helmet Death 01/02/2008
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Thought Screen Helmet 2007 Archives Below:
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When You Stop Wearing Your Thought Screen Helmet 12/17/2007
Queen Of The Thought Screen Helmets 11/24/2007
Thought Screen Helmet Test Pattern 11/19/2007
Thought Screen Helmet Hair 11/10/2007
Thought Screen Helmet President 11/05/2007
Put A Helmet On That Soldier 10/25/2007
President Bush Under Alien Control 10/18/2007
Rod Stewart Wears Thought Screen Helmet 10/12/2007
Thought Screen Helmet Analysis 10/07/2007

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4 Responses to “Thought Screen Helmets”

  1. XRTY WSXZ said

    February 28, 2008 at 12:09 pm

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    Reply

  2. LOTGK said

    February 28, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Finally, contact from the evil race of aliens.
    The Grassy Knoll Institute team of scientists has already deciphered their language.
    The above comment says….

    Smoke and a pancake?

    Reply

  3. Max Jackl said

    April 1, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Sadly, this is not an april fook prank.

    Reply

  4. Abductee Victim said

    July 3, 2009 at 8:34 am

    Your site has been a great inspiration to me and my fellow abductees.

    Reply

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