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Superman 34 Years Later
Posted by LOTGK on November 26, 2012
Will You Still Love Me When I’m 64
LOOK, UP IN THE SKY!
IT’S A BIRD…..
IT’S A PLANE….
IT’S SUPERMAN…..
In 1978, an alien from the planet Krypton known as Superman burst onto the scene rescuing cats from tree’s, stopping cat burglars in their tracks, using his x-ray vision to check out Lois Lane’s naked body, (Come on, who wouldn’t do that if you had the power) and of course battling crime and evil especially with his arch enemy Lex Luthor, the worlds greatest criminal mind.
Since then, Superman (Clark Kent when wearing glasses) has retired to Smallvile leaving behind the big city life of Metropolis. However, thanks to President Obama’s health care program, (Obama Care) he had to come out of retirement. In this picture taken by Daily Planet journalist “Old” Jimmy Olson, we see Superman saving Lana Lane from certain death by swooping in and plucking her from a toxic mud pit Luthor created to melt away California and slip into the sea.
The crowd still loves him.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Gumby said
Hey Kool-Aid
LOTGK said
Both can break through walls and now both have big bellies.
Max Jackl said
OK, Supe has let himself go to shit. He still got lift though. Thanks for the notice invite BTW.
LOTGK said
Superman burst on the scene at age 30, now, pot belly and beard, and a mud pit. And you are welcome, thank you.
Valdunagan said
Lex, you are the wind beneath my wings.
LOTGK said
LMAO.
Better be hurricane force.
Anonymous said
I don’t think that’s actually Superman or even Clark Kent. I’m pretty sure it’s Batman.
LOTGK said
Which iteration of Batman?
Robert said
Looks like wrestler Jimmy Snooka Fly
LOTGK said
LMAO. It does.