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Leprechaun Mating Ritual
Posted by LOTGK on March 16, 2012
Leprechaun's Work Is Never Done
A little unknown fact about Leprechaun’s:
All Leprechauns are males. There are no female Leprechauns.
Certainly doesn’t make for a happy little cobbler.
Logically, one has to ask how Leprechauns procreate:
Once a year, a Leprechaun sets out on a sojourn that takes him into the desert of Las Vegas, Nevada. He then uses his gold coins from his pot of gold to seduce young beautiful women enticing them to remove clothing by throwing said coins at her.
Afterward, he slyly invites the smitten woman back to a private room with comfortable chairs. As the Leprechaun sits back in his chair, the smitten girl performs a mating ritual dance for him that brings a happy ending for all.
To increase the Leprechauns odds of procreating, he sometimes adds another female (Usually having to pay double for that type of action)
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Orange said
wtf is this man, its the hulk meets leprechaun. nice grip on her tits he has on her.
LOTGK said
That was almost Yoda like it was.
Max Jackl said
He looks like the actor who played Flagg in the King movie, The Stand. Nice catch he made.
LOTGK said
Yes, he does look like Flagg.