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Burg Coffee – Gatlinburg
Posted by LOTGK on February 21, 2012
Berg Coffee Shop
Every year I return to Gatlinburg, Tennessee and even though it appears to not change, new businesses do spring up along the Parkway. Berg Coffee’s is one of the new shops on the scene.
Berg Coffee Ice cream
It was raining hard in Frisco,
I needed one more fare to make my night…..
Wait a minute, wrong city.
It was raining hard in Gatlinburg,
I ducked inside for shelter from the rain.
The sexy redhead Russian hostess asked me what I desired.
I said a large ice cream twist please.
My apologies to the late Harry Chapin for mangling his lyrics.
The red head whose name was Veronica struck up a conversation with us. Asking where we were from, if we were here for work or pleasure, (Yes, those were her words, spoken in a sexy Russian accent) and how long we planned on staying.
As I enjoyed the ice cream, which cost $3 dollars was on the average size for around these parts as was the cost. If I were in Geneva, the size of the cone and ice cream would be at least double this size for 50 cents less. Yes, that big.
But, this ice cream was served by a sexy 20 something red head in tight jeans and perky breasts with a killer accent. Now you can see the reason for the up-charge.
The taste was standard fare, the cone fresh and not soggy, and as ice cream cones go, it was adequate. The Berg dispenses ice cream as a side item. Specialized coffee was their forte as their menu had many types and variations of coffee.
Because of the sexy red head, The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 3.25 out of 5 shots and recommends Bergs Coffee for an exquisite pause from inclement weather. And sunshine as well. .
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Uni Cathod said
You go to a coffee shop for ice cream. And you complain that it wasn’t the best ice cream. Pampered anyone!
LOTGK said
As I said, it was raining and I ducked into the shop to get out of the rain.
And where did I complain?
Ass clown.
STUPID said
STUPID. BUT PLUG. WASTE TIME.
LOTGK said
Seriously, you know the Internet doesn’t charge by the word.