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KFC Lies To Customers
Posted by LOTGK on January 19, 2012
KFC Boneless Filet
Driving down South avenue the other day I spied a KFC restaurant (Kentucky Fried chicken) and a minute later I found myself in the drive through. Since I was there I decided to order something. It would have been a little awkward if when the drive through window employee asked, “May I help you,” and I said, “No, just browsing right now!” Instead, I ordered a #10 which was two chicken filets, a biscuit, wedge fries, and a Pepsi. All for $6 dollars. I was told to pull around to the window.
After I paid my $6 dollars, I was told that the filets were not cooked and it would be 5-6 minutes. She told me to pull over and park on the right and they would bring it out. I noticed the time and it was 5:24pm. I pulled over. It started to rain. Perhaps a bad omen.
Six minutes passed and still no winner winner chicken dinner. Ten minutes passed and KFC became officially liars. Three minutes later the KFC employee was spotted, running my take out bag to me in the pouring rain.
For a brief moment I thought of being mean, with it raining hard and the girl outside my Jeep window holding my take out, perhaps I would pretend not to notice her. Make her wait on me. Instead, I unzipped the window and took my order and drove off.
The moral of this post is:
KFC lies to its customers. When they tell you it will only be a 5-6 minute wait, expect that time to be at least double.
You see, I am at a loss for rating this take out dinner. The chicken was good, the fries and roll hot and tasty, but the service was down right despicable.
The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 1 out of 5 shots and DOES NOT recommend KFC Drive through for lunch or dinner.
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Gumby said
They’ll fuck you at the drive thru every time. Great Joe Pesci line.
LOTGK said
LMAO.
marian said said
Our service for KFC was so bad that someone burned the KFc on Christmas we have been without KFC since 2010 and the service was not bad just the chicken was not cooked properly trust me the restaurant was torched and I have not eaten at the KFC since good riddance You know 60 minutes did a eposee on KFC and how and where they buy chickens they torcher the poor chickens and they the chicken are suffering in small cages Sorry to inform you this is my opinion I
I will never eat at KFC again it sucks
LOTGK said
Are you listening KFC?
Sunny said
Why would you want to buy that greasy battered chicken anyway. Its a wonder the chicken grease doesnt form a hole in the bag on your way home.
LOTGK said
It was a weak moment.
Max Jackl said
Everyone lies. Doctor House had that figured out years ago.
LOTGK said
As Joe Pesci once uttered in his Lethal Weapon movie,
“They’ll fuck you at the drive through every time.”