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50 Bold Predictions For 2012 By Psychic LOTGK
Posted by LOTGK on January 1, 2012
It’s that time of year faithful Grassy Knoll Institute faithful. I, LOTGK, the Curator have focused my considerable psychic abilities to steal a glimpse into the future and reveal 50 bold predictions for 2012. Some of the predictions may shock you, may make you laugh or cry, and probably down right false. However, in 2011, I correctly predicted the capture and execution of Osama Bin laden, the Kim Kardashian marriage and quick divorce, the Charlie Sheen debacle, That Jessica Simpson would become pregnant, the J-Lo divorce, and many more successful predictions.
Lets see how good my clairvoyant powers fare for the 2012 year. Check back regularly as predictions come true or fall short. (Nostradamus has nothing on me)
1) Leslie Frasier, head coach for the Minnesota Vikings gets fired as Zygi Wilf once again begins from scratch. That’s three head coaches in 6 years. Tice, Childress, Frasier.
2) Jim Tressel, former head coach of “Thee” Ohio State Buckeyes football team, becomes a head coach in the NFL.
3) Joe Paterno, who stepped down from his head coach position of Penn State due to the rape scandal of his former assistant coaches, is found dead.
01/22/2012 Long time Penn state football coach Joe Paterno passed away from lung cancer today.
4) Zsa Zsa Gabor succumbs to her illness and passes away.
5) The princess of England, Kate, is pregnant. Now all they need is a spare.
6) Regis Philbin, long time host of the successful Today show, passes away.
7) A mafioso document is uncovered which ties itself to the JFK assassination.
8) Lindsay Lohan likes the job she has at the morgue so well, she decides to stay on after her required time she was ordered to perform.
9) Lebron James will still have one in common with Stevie Wonder. Both don’t know what a championship ring looks like.
10) The elusive often thought of as a myth, the Higgs Boson God particle is discovered. This heralds the beginning of the understanding of the universe and the minute role we play.
11) In Egypt, another Pharoah kings tomb is located. The tomb will be almost pristine, untouched for millennia.
12) Sprint Mobile will acquire T- Mobile to combine technology and bandwidth and the critically needed customers.
13) The new Iphone 5 will debut in 2012 and will be radically reconfigured. It will have a 4 inch screen and will have the capability to wifi to your TV or computer.
14) The Baltimore Ravens win the Super Bowl.
FAILED: 01/22/2012 The Ravens lost to the Pats today in a close game that went down to the wire.
15) the Boston Celtics in the shortened lockout season, win the NBA championship.
16) The New York Yankees return to glory and win the World Series.
17) The Minnesota Vikings, after an ongoing ten-year negotiation, will get the stadium deal approved keeping them in Minnesota.
18) Japan will suffer an earthquake of at least a 7.0 magnitude. No serious damage will occur to its nuclear reactors.
Just several hours after posting this years predictions, an earthquake with a magnitude of 7.0 shook Japan. No serious injury.
19) Google will tighten its grip on their Android operating system and announce that all Android phone makers must adhere to a rigid design plan.
Google to manufacturers: Include your own Holo theme for the newest version of Android if they wish to get their device officially licensed by them as an official Google product.
20) Microsoft actually introduces something useful. They will update their cell phone design, their operating system to encompass all types of electronic media.
21) Microsoft also introduces its tablet, it will rival the Ipad and Android tablets.
22) Katie Perry Splits with Russel Brand.
I had this already penciled in when I saw that Brand had just filed. So, I will not count this one. 01/01/2012
23) Justin Bieber’s teenage romance stalls and he breaks it off with Selena Gomez.
24) Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s father, winds up in jail.
25) George Clooney gets bored, and dumps Stacey Keibler.
26) Rock legend Madonna debuts a new album, and it tanks.
27) A new Star Trek series is announced.
28 A double prediction for Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay inks a deal for a major movie role that will re-ignite her acting career.
29) Amber Portman, MTV Teen Mom will survive a suicide watch.
30) Kelly Ripa’s Today show will be canceled. The ratings plummet without Regis.
31) Long Time FOX series House is extended for one more year.
32) NBC daytime soap opera Days Of Our Lives gets the axe.
33) The “Killer” Jerry Lee Lewis ends his nightly performances and becomes ill. Soon after, he dies.
34) The Mayan calendar is not correct. The world will not end on December 12th.
35) Jerry Lewis, long time icon of the MD Telethon, after being fired as chairman, gets re-instated for the labor day airing.
36) Northeast Ohio will experience a 5.0 magnitude earthquake. It will be the worst one in Ohio.
37) Newly appointed North Korean “Dear Leader” Kim Jong-Un will stay the course of his father regime and keep the border closed and secretive.
38) Jimmy Hoffa’s remains are discovered.
39) A new technology in battery storage extends the charge by over 50 percent. This leads the way to not only cell phone batteries, but new electric cars.
40) The Crimson Tide rolls to victory over LSU to win the BCS National Championship game.
The Crimson Tide shut out LSU 21-0 to capture the BCS championship game.
41) Randy Moss, NFL retired wide receiver, signs on with yet another team to continue his career and quest to win a Super Bowl.
42) Britney Spears winds up pregnant. Federline denies paternity.
43) The Kardashians reality television series gets canceled. Thank God.
44) Arnold Schwarzenegger announces he is reviving the terminator franchise.
45) Thee Ohio State Buckeyes football team under new head coach Urban Meyer wins enough games to be the Big Ten Champions.
46) K-Mart Corporation declares bankruptcy succumbing to the mighty Wal-Mart 500 pound gorilla.
47) Nick Cannon finally grows a pair and leaves Mariah Carey.
48) Lady Gaga announces her retirement. She wants to marry and have little monsters of her own.
49) The Duggars family, all 20 kids and counting, will not have any more children as the family doctor performs surgery on Michelle preventing any more pregnancies to save her life.
50) Gasoline prices will dip below $3.00 per gallon.
There you have it folks. Fifty bold predictions to keep you satisfied until 2013, which, coincidentally, according to the Mayan calendar, the world will never see.
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marian said said
Marian said;
Loss of jobs and homes? Americans will be fed up with the types of movies hollywood makes less people going to movies? Lots of bad weather and lots of snow storms. I see a decline in movie rentals and people will be spending less money in the stores> People are losing homes due to foreclosure by banks. I see children going back to healthy eating habits and exercise. Food prices will soar to all time high. Gasoline prices are up
Gold and silver skyrocket in price. SAtock market takes a dive And the grassy Knoll institute will be famous for soving the natalie wood case as well as princess Diana My prediction I will join the team to help solve crime busting cases Happy New Year
May you have Health Wealth and Happiness may you win the lottery to
LOTGK said
22) Katie Perry Splits with Russel Brand.
I had this already penciled in when I saw that Brand had just filed. So, I will not count this one.
Moominboy said
Judging from your record, you will get many of them right
LOTGK said
Actually, I hope some do not come true.
The Eterna Footman said
Mayan calendar ends on December 21, not 12.
LOTGK said
When I’m in my psychic cloud, I do not worry about typo’s.
Marggie said
the mayan calendar marks a new era, NOT the end of the world -.- ppl just think of it as the end of the world.. but it ain’t lol
LOTGK said
Why do you think I predicted the world would not end?
Gumby said
7) A mafioso document is uncovered which ties itself to the JFK assassination.
You just can’t let this one go can you?
LOTGK said
One day, I will be right.
Colin K said
http://www.longislandpress.com/2012/01/01/japan-earthquake-7-0-strikes-japan/
You didn’t see the news I’m guessing that Japan already had a 7.0 earthquake this year?
LOTGK said
Yes I did. I am just lazy. It takes a few weeks to come out of my psychic trance.
Colin K said
Nor did you see the Windows 8 Phone “Apollo” news?
http://www.itproportal.com/2012/01/03/windows-phone-apollo-superphones-challenge-iphone5-2012/
Colin K said
And a third came true:
http://thinkprogress.org/green/2012/01/05/398406/after-earthquakes-ohio-decides-to-stop-fracking-process-to-help-stop-the-ground-from-shaking/?mobile=nc
LOTGK said
Not yet. I predicted a 5.0 or higher. So far, the highest recorded was 4.0
LOTGK said
Old news.
LOTGK said
18) Japan will suffer an earthquake of at least a 7.0 magnitude. No serious damage will occur to its nuclear reactors.
Just several hours after posting this years predictions, an earthquake with a magnitude of 7.0 shook Japan. No serious injury.
LOTGK said
19) Google will tighten its grip on their Android operating system and announce that all Android phone makers must adhere to a rigid design plan.
Google to manufacturers: Include your own Holo theme for the newest version of Android if they wish to get their device officially licensed by them as an official Google product.
LOTGK said
Boom goes the dynamite.
40) The Crimson Tide rolls to victory over LSU to win the BCS National Championship game.
The Crimson Tide shut out LSU 21-0 to capture the BCS championship.
Max Jackl said
I’m thinking #2 is a reach. Tressel has no professional experience, I dont believe a team will offer him head coach right away.
LOTGK said
And yet the Harbaugh brothers are doing very well.
marian said said
Marian Said
You did not answer my predictions lotgk we are in a economic crises you never stated who would be the new president of the united states I say that Romney will win as the american people are so fed up with the Democrats I think a change is imminent and this Romney guy will make the change that is needed in the states. Obama will be remembered as the first black president of the united states you will see he will go down in history
as the predident who did try to make fundamental changes. Grassy Konll Institute will go down in history as crime solving the cases of natalie wood and princess diana when will the truth be finally told and come to light. Prince William has made a
statement thatn the year 2029 all information concerning his mother shall come to light this is the prediction that was made she will be vindicated of any wrong doing . She will not return to the royal fold case closed. Let sleeping dogs lie
LOTGK said
I didn’t know I was supposed to answer your predictions but I will give it a shot.
You have predicted a bad economy, well, we’ve been in a bad economy for several years now. Also, your other predictions are vague or are already happening (Happened). Let’s see some bold predictions, singling out exact events, people, places, etc.
LOTGK said
3) Joe Paterno, who stepped down from his head coach position of Penn State due to the rape scandal of his former assistant coaches, is found dead.
01/22/2012 Long time Penn state football coach Joe Paterno passed away from lung cancer today.
LOTGK said
FAILED:
14) The Baltimore Ravens win the Super Bowl.
01/22/2012 The Ravens lost to the Pats today in a close game that went down to the wire.