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Archive for November, 2011

Metro Grill – Cheeseburgers And Fries

Posted by LOTGK on November 28, 2011

Metro Grille - Chicago

I was in town during the Transworld Halloween show was in Chicago and made my hotel reservation with the Crowne Plaza. The Plaza is just a five minute walk to the convention center where the show is housed. Winning! Being in a suburb of Chicago and without a car, the dining experience was limited. The first night I opted for the hotel restaurant, the Metro Grille.

The restaurant was not crowded when we walked in. I recall perhaps ten people dining. Perhaps this wasn’t a wise choice. The hostess seated right away and brought us some water. A few minutes later our waitress took our order.

Cheeseburger And Fries

I went with a safe bet, a bacon cheeseburger and fries and a diet Coke. Like Indiana Jones, I choose wisely.
In about ten minutes my order was delivered to our table.

As you can see, it was a bacon cheeseburger. Upon further inspection, I noticed the bacon was not cooked completely. It was still fatty and greasy. I could overlook that if the rest of the burger was alright. A quick glance to my left to survey the french fries, which were well cooked and standard tasting, but seriously, if you can count the fries on your plate, the portion is small.

To the burger itself. The bun was fresh, lightly buttered and toasted. The beef was well cooked, well done as I specified. It was juicy with good flavor and the cheese melted added that extra touch. It wasn’t a big burger, certainly no half pounder, perhaps a little larger than a quarter pound, but no more. Nothing special, nothing terrible, just a typical burger.

The cost of this feast was $15 dollars without tip. Let’s see, uncooked bacon for a topping, a scant amount of french fries, a less than average size burger, for $15 dollars. It should have been set at around $10 dollars, no more.

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 2.25 out of 5 shots and only recommends Metro Grille Chicago for dinner for it’s convenience and proximity to my hotel. If you have a car, take the ride to plenty more options.
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The Complete President Kennedy Conspiracy Chronicles

Posted by LOTGK on November 21, 2011

The conspiracy began November 22nd, 1963. The united States Of America’s 35th president, John F. Kennedy, was gunned down in cold blood in front of thousands of spectators as his motorcade rolled through Dealey Plaza. Conflicting eye witness accounts of multiple shooters confused police. A puff of smoke and suspicious characters lurking on the grassy knoll was claimed to be seen. The supposed magic bullet that inflicted seven wounds was scrutinized. The medical examiners office blatant errors and omissions during the make shift autopsy. The Warren commission blundering the investigation from day one. Oswald proclaiming he was a patsy and that he did not shoot JFK. Jack Ruby silencing Oswald shooting him in the gut as he was being transferred to a maximum security location. Forty eight years later the rest is conspiracy history. Below are the stories and conspiracies surrounding the Kennedy assassination still active today.
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President Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy Theory
Did Oswald Act Alone (45th Anniversary)
Evidence Of A Second Shooter Revealed
JFK Assassination Anniversary – Curse Of Three Brothers
Was JFK Assassinated By Aliens
New Camera Angle Of Kennedy Assassination Recovered
JFK 44th Anniversary Edition
Who Stole President Kennedy’s Brain
President Lincoln – President Kennedy – Bizarre Coincidences
Ruby Guns Down Oswald – Silence The Assassin
Richard Nixon’s Covert Meeting With Extraterrestrials
An Exact Moment In History
President Kennedy And Richard Nixon Meet
President Kennedy – A Final Goodbye
A Day In The Life Of President Kennedy
Dealey Plaza And The Grassy Knoll


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San Francisco – Star Bagel – Breakfast Bagel

Posted by LOTGK on November 1, 2011

San Francisco Star Bagel Menu

The last time we were in San Francisco, we stopped for breakfast at Star Bagel, located at 1475 Polk Street, (Between Pine St & California St) San Francisco, CA 94109 in the Nob Hill area. Star bagel was a short walk from our hotel. We stepped in and bellied up to the counter. I ordered a bacon, egg, and cheese toasted bagel.

Breakfast Bagel

The counter guy took to task and began to cook our eggs and bacon on his grill. he cut our bagels and toasted them. In less than five minutes, our order was up.

As you can see, this was a big bagel with plenty of filling. I estimated three scrambled eggs were used for my bagel. They were cooked perfectly. On the bottom was 4 crispy pieces of bacon, well cooked, and delicious. A piece of cheese surrounded by a buttered toasted bagel completed the ensemble. The taste was very good.

The bagel was $2.25 plus added bacon and cheese totaling $4 dollars. There was not a lot of places to sit, and it wasn’t the absolute cleanest places, but the bagel was fresh, well cooked and tasted good.

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 3.5 out of 5 shots and recommends Star Bagel of San Francisco for breakfast.

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