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Archive for October, 2011

Sexy Models In Adult Halloween Costumes – 2011

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2011

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Every year I travel to the Halloween And Party Show. This year the show was in Houston, Texas. In past years, there was always an abundance of beautiful and sexy models wearing outlandish adult Halloween costumes. Houston would take the sexy to new heights as the models wore the newest, sexiest adult Halloween costumes. Enjoy the pics.

Happy Halloween

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Best Melons Winner 2011 – Bumble Bee

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2011

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

These Melons Are Just Bee-utiful

This 2011 Melons harvest workers were buzzing around like worker bee’s to bring you the best and ripest melons you have ever had the pleasure to see. As with all contests, there must be a winner and our beautiful Queen Bee is this years Best Halloween Melons. Congratulations to all the contestants and their lovely melons.

Happy Halloween

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Best Halloween Costume Winner 2011 – Stone Cold Sexy

Posted by LOTGK on October 31, 2011

Doing Sexy Halloween Since 1998

Statues Are Alive In Here

Back in late January, I was at the Halloween trade show hosted in Houston, Texas. This trade show caters to everything Halloween with literally thousands of booths selling costumes, candy, decorations, props, and even True Blood and Zombie Blood energy drinks.

Throughout the show aisles, there were hundreds of full-sized movie props. I spied a life-like Michael Myers from the movie Halloween, Freddy Kruegger from Nightmare On Elm Street, Jason from Friday The 13th, even the Stay Puft Marshmallow man. And of course some very sexy women dressed is adult Halloween costumes.

My company was located on one of the main aisle rows but our view was obscured by a granite statue of a woman with wings attached. The statue was set atop a granite pedestal. As work would have it, the show was under way and the floor got plenty busy with buyers looking for the best Halloween deals.

This Statue Just Moved

About a half hour later I took a glance down the row and saw our statue. But something was different. The statue had moved. The position and pose was different.

I immediately thought of the English Television science fiction program, Doctor Who. In one episode the Doctor battled a race of aliens who were “Live” statues. As long as you were looking at the alien statues, they wouldn’t move. But take your eyes off them for just one second and they would move against you. It was exactly what my statue was doing. (Yes, this statue was now mine. I would know it’s secrets)

Another hour passed and the statue had changed several positions but never at a time when I was watching. A little while later, a show employee came over to the statue and to my amazement, she stepped down off the pedestal with the employee’s help and walked away. Holy shit! It wasn’t a statue at all, but a woman. She must have amazing muscle control to stay completely still for long periods of time.

Sixty minutes or so passed and the statue girl returned. The employee helped her back on the pedestal and she assumed a pose. I decided to put her to the test. I made eye contact with her and gave her the universal signal of “I’ve got my eyes on you” (Two finger peace sign pointing to your eyes and quickly rotating them to point at the person you were watching.) She was now on notice and I would see her move.

Continuing to watch, many people walked by and were astonished at how life-like the statue girl was. Many people took almost the same photograph as the photo’s above. Some would talk to her hoping to make her move. I likened it to tourists attempting to make the English Royal Guards at Buckingham Palace smile or move. She did not fail. She stood tall and proud. And damn it, I didn’t see her move again until the employee came to assist her down for her break.

Our dance continued for the rest of the day. Me trying to get a glimpse of her moving and changing positions and she being a perfect statue. I finally got a break late in the day and went over to talk to her. Having observed the other people who attempted to do the same, I knew it would be a one way conversation.

As I approached her, I could see her eyes shifted and she was looking at me. I asked her a favor, and said I would certainly understand if she couldn’t grant my request. After all, this was her job.

What I asked was: I would like my buddy to take a picture of her and me. Not just a standard picture that everyone else was taking but a unique one. I told her that I was going to turn my back to her and when I did, I wanted her to change her pose and pretend to strangle me. (Secretly she was probably thinking that anyway)

Attacked By A "Living" Statue

She didn’t speak or move except for a sly wink of her eye to me which I took as a yes. The above photo is the result of my request.

Happy Halloween

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Halloween Pumpkin Cookies

Posted by LOTGK on October 30, 2011

Halloween Pumpkin Cookies

Forget about all the chocolate candy and sugared candy you get for Trick Or Treat. For me, it’s all about the cookies. As in home made cookies. Made in the shape of Halloween pumpkins. Add a healthy coating of orange and green frosting and you have the makings of a very tasty cookie.

Beginning November 1st, I will be updating the Grassy Knoll Diner daily with dishes from Youngstown, Chicago, New York, Las Vegas, Gatlinburg, Houston, and San Francisco.

The Grassy Knoll Diner scores 5 out of 5 shots and recommends Home made Halloween Cookies for a treat.

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