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The Curator of the Grassy Knoll Institute attends many trade shows throughout the course of the year. His favorite shows are always the Halloween conventions located in Chicago, Las Vegas, St. Louis, and Houston. Below are the photographs he took of the most sexy and beautiful models decked out in adult Halloween costumes. Check out the full body painted models, the super heroes, villains, Cosplay characters, vampires, and sometimes models wearing absolutely nothing at all. Enjoy the pictures and hope to see you at the next convention.
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At the March 2006 National Halloween Trade show in Chicago, Illinois, I was lucky enough to snap these beautiful women dressed in sexy Halloween costumes. Love the body paint, construction girl with the big cones, sexy Cat Woman, leather Trinity costume, and sexy cop. Enjoy the pics. 2006 Halloween Show Sexy Models
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2007 was even more intense and sexy at the Chicago Halloween convention. The Rosemont Center was rocking all weekend long as a bevy of sizzling models wearing nothing but smiles paraded around inside the convention. This is the year Gemma Massey (A Glamour Model From England) was introduced to the Halloween scene. She now works for BlueBird Adult Films but you can see her dressed as a nun, cave girl, and assorted other sext costumes. 2007 Halloween Show Sexy Models
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2008 saw the Halloween show move out West to sin city, Las Vegas. The convention felt right at home as Hustler stripper Rachel was flashing passersby in one of the best adult Halloween costumes I have ever seen. Perhaps Wonder Woman completely nude except for body paint gives Rachel a run for her money. I took so many pictures that it takes up three posts.

2008 Halloween Show Sexy Body Paint Models
2008 Halloween Show Sexy Singles Models
2008 Halloween Show Sexy Doubles Models
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In 2009 the Halloween show stayed in Las Vegas. Sometimes what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas. Luckily, this is one of those times. The Transworld National Halloween and Party Show hosted at the Sands Convention Center debuted sexy Pornkins, plenty of body paint, Tiger Girl, and The End Is Near girl. 2009 Halloween Show Sexy Models
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2010 the Halloween and Party show returned to Chicago, Illinois hosted at the Donald Stephens Convention center, (AKA Rosemont Convention Center) No matter where the show is located, it always has an abundance of beautiful and sexy models wearing outlandish adult Halloween costumes. The Xotic Eyes girls stole the show with their next to nothing body pained wings. 2010 Halloween Show sexy Models
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2011 The Halloween Show found itself inside the George Brown Convention Center located in downtown, Houston, Texas. Houston was the wildest show I have attended. And I have attended many a shows. The entire collection of the sexiest women will debut in early October this year but here is a small taste of Houston Halloween.

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Chapter Eight: My Office Has A Window

My Office Has A Window

It was 1980. A new decade. A new hope. Hopefully a new job. I was 20 years old and a Junior in college when the planets cosmically aligned thus setting me on a strange and bizarre sojourn as a newly hired employee at a little red pole barn in Columbiana. This sojourn is titled, “My Office Has A Window” even though in reality, there were no windows at all.

Chapter Eight – A Little Bit Louder Now

Well, you know you make me wanna
(Shout) Throw my hand up
(Shout) Kick my heels back
(Shout) Throw my head back
(Shout) Come on now (Shout)
Don’t forget to say you will

OK, before we get into the next part, I remember this little tidbit about one of the Vice Presidents of the company. One afternoon, he decided to paint one of the mobile homes on the property. He was going to show us all how work gets done around there. H brought out a ladder, several gallons of paint, a drip cloth, and a roller. He confidently walked into the trailer with his equipment. Moments later we heard a loud CRASH BOOM and then a few select profanities emanated from the mobile home. A minute later the Vice President sheepishly walked out of the trailer with his legs completely covered in thick brown paint. Now that’s getting it done.

OK, onward to Chapter Eight…

One hot day the shipping boys were having a very important discussion about a game we called “Name That Tune.” The game was simple. When a song came on the radio we would all try to guess who sang the song. Whoever guessed correctly first won. Many a Cokes were won and lost during the course of the day. One day while we were playing, as soon as the song began I guessed Tommy Tutone for 8675309 Jenny.

That’s when the discussion turned into an argument and our voices carried. (Who by the was is sung by the artist Til Tuesday.) The Murph dog was screaming, “No way, it’s Van Morrison.” Marky thought it was Glenn Miller. (He wasn’t to good at the game) Jonnie was yelling Phil Collins and the Zimmer was in his own little world as usual and kept saying Judy Garland. I kept yelling Tommy Tutune louder than everyone else, which by the way was correct.

We were all making quite a ruckus yelling and screaming when all of a sudden Oz opened up his sliding glass office window and yelled out at the top of his lungs, “Pat, shut the fuck up. I can hear you all the way up here.” Oz then closed the sliding glass window.

At first there was silence. Then, after a pause some one said (and I’m not at liberty to say who), “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. The great OZ has spoken.” All of us started to break out in laughter at what just happened. As I was laughing I thought to myself, “Man, I’m getting paid for doing this.”

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Chapter Seven: My Office Has A Window

My Office Has A Window

It was 1980. A new decade. A new hope. Hopefully a new job. I was 20 years old and a Junior in college when the planets cosmically aligned thus setting me on a strange and bizarre sojourn as a newly hired employee at a little red pole barn in Columbiana. This sojourn is titled, “My Office Has A Window” even though in reality, there were no windows at all.

Chapter Seven – Helter Skelter

When I get to the bottom
I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and turn
and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again

After a bizarre start of my working career at Hotel Columbiana, (You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave, Guitar Riff) I felt prepared for any upcoming events in my future. Little did I realize that the bizarre and unusual were considered business as usual here?

Take for instance, our annual company lamb roast party held every Memorial Day weekend. The lamb roast was a major company event. It seemed that only good things became of the enchanted roasts like having two of the best Greek chef available. (All the other chefs had actual barbecues to oversee) Actually, we had a father and son tandem as chefs known throughout the land as Mad Max and his son Zorba. (Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso, all for Zorro stand up and say so) It would seem to be the only time those two were seen working. Any other time you saw them, they had a big scheme to make millions.

Continuing with the lamb roast. Fellow employee Zimmer had the all time, crowd quieting toast of all time. Zimmer started in with family values and religious beliefs and went down hill from there. Twenty some years later, all Zimmer says at work now is, “Do you want fries with that,” and, “Please pull around to the first window.”

As lamb roasts come and go another one sticks in my memory. It was the time when Bob and Buff took over as co-chefs. (Apparently Mad Max and Zorba could not make it) I arrived at the party a little late and I wondered why nobody was eating the lamb. A little birdie told me that Buff decided it needed more spices and juiced it up. At least that was his official story.

The real truth was that he was hanging with his buddy Wiser all day and sprayed the lamb with a chemical fire extinguisher by accident. Buff and Bob thought they would “Smoke” the lamb and needed water to spray on it to create the sizzle and smoke flavor. Thinking that the fire extinguisher they grabbed was only water, they unloaded the contents all over the lamb while it was still on the spit. The damn lamb was foaming and bubbling from the chemicals. C’mon, lets eat!

It was also a lamb roast day when Mac’s girlfriend Teresa, (Remember her from the American Legion Hall) had her husband out looking for him. Teresa finally told her husband that her and Mac were lovers. I never saw Mac run so fast around the compound. Technically, Mac didn’t need to run very fast. He just needed to shamble along to out run the husband. Remember, he got run over by a train and he wasn’t to speedy. However, Mac may have been worried about possible gun play. (Remember when I spoke of Karma earlier, well, Mac was getting a double dose)

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Margherita’s Italian Restaurant

Margherita's Restaurant - Girard

Patty calls me and tells me of a new restaurant close to town called Margaritaville. Al right! I was down with that. I loved Mararitaville in Las Vegas and Orlando and now there was one close in town. I was ready for some “Cheeseburger In Paradise.” We went as soon as I got home.

We found ourselves in Girard on the main drag and Patty says, there it is, there’s Margaritaville. Damn, I must of heard wrong, (I am 51) for there before me was the Margherita’s Restaurant sign. The place was packed and the parking lot full so it took some ingenuity in parking.

Italian Bread

Totally bummed that I wouldn’t be having mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potato, I settled for a standard classic. A short time later, some Italian Bread was brought to the table. It was fresh and tasted good. Bravo!
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Margherita's Salad

Next came the salad. It was standard fare. It was good, fresh, with plenty of lettuce and enough added items to compliment the dish. So far, so good.
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Chicken Parm And Penne

You guessed it. I ordered the Chicken Parmigiana with spaghetti. After all, it was an Italian restaurant, the sauce is usually good and the meals generally very above average.

The portions were good. The chicken juicy and zero fat. The cheese melted and the sauce plenty and zesty. The Penne was well cooked, hot, and with the sauce, was good.
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Inside Margherita's

My only real complaint was the seating. Not that we were cramped, but we were right next door to the rest room. Not that it’s a bad thing, but usually, you cannot hear what’s going on inside the rest room. At Margherita’s, you know everyone’s business if you know what I mean.
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The cost was roughly $10 dollars without tip which is a real good price. The food was good, portions adequate, the service OK, but the placement, not so good.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 3 out of 5 shots and recommends Margherita’s Italian Restaurant for dinner. (Just make sure you are not seated by the rest room)

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