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Archive for April, 2011

Nixon’s Covert Meeting With Extraterrestrial

Posted by LOTGK on April 5, 2011

Covert Meeting With Nixon And Extraterrestrial

As history depicts, Kennedy was gunned down in Dallas, Texas, November 22nd, 1963 in Dealey Plaza. Lee Harvey Oswald was the only suspect and was taken in to custody. Shortly thereafter, Jack Ruby silenced Oswald putting an end to any stream of information. The Warren commission took over and convoluted the facts of the assassination planting the seeds of a conspiracy that has lasted almost 50 years. That is the official record.

For decades the Grassy Knoll Institute has claimed that Richard Nixon was the mastermind behind the plot to assassinate President John F. Kennedy and used Oswald as a Patsy to take the fall. Before today, it was merely speculation, but the Grassy Knoll Institute investigators finally caught a break.

While researching the Richard Nixon Presidential Library, an old black and white photograph was found between the pages of the novel, Camelot. Scribbled on the back of the photograph was a date and place, (October 31st, 1963, Yorba Linda) and an informal agreement between Nixon and the extraterrestrial pictured.

*Yorba Linda is Nixon’s home town.
*The meeting took place a mere three weeks before the assassination.
*No one could really explain the trajectory of the supposed “Magic bullet.”
*Strip Clubs became an almost overnight sensation as many opened just weeks after the assassination.
*The photo was between the pages of Camelot, the term coined by the press of Kennedy’s presidency.
* Nixon had the resources and contacts to place men and convolute facts.
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Greetings From Alcatraz Prison (The Rock)

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2011

Top Dog Spot - Alcatraz Prison

Greetings From Alcatraz Prison. The Grassy Knoll Institute thanks everyone that participated in our feast day (April Fools Day) by reading and commenting. Everyone gets one extra biscuit and scoop of soup.

PS: Yes, that is me, the Curator, high atop the Alcatraz Prison courtyard steps. In the top dog position.

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Tits In A Box

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2011

Voted Best Halloween Costume 2011

At this years January Halloween show hosted in Houston, Texas, hundreds of sexy new adult Halloween costumes were on display. From Playboy Girls Next Door Bridgette Marquardt’s Smoking Jacket, to body pained models wearing nothing but a smile and latex, but it was the Tits In A Box costume created by the Grassy Knoll Institute that won first place honors.

The Lead Scientist of the Grassy Knoll Institute stated, ‘Who doesn’t like tits? It’s a perfect costume. Her date gets to open a Christmas present early and find a special surprise inside. Everyone wins.”

Tits In A Box Halloween costume will be available in fine retail stores and outlets beginning early September.

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Haunted Hotel Conneaut Ghost Elizabeth Photographed

Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2011

The ghost of bride Elizabeth has been purportedly haunting Hotel Conneaut ever since World War II after she died in a fire sparked by a lightning storm the night of Elizabeth’s wedding. She perished in the fire while frantically searching for her husband, who mistakenly thought Elizabeth escaped the flames. For the past 60 plus years, Elizabeth has been roaming the hallways looking in every room in hopes of finding her lover.

In 2008, the Grassy Knoll Institute conducted an in depth investigation at the Hotel and collected plenty of empirical data snapping hundreds of photographs, taking hundreds of readings, and a thourough search and mapping of Elizabeth’s honeymoon room. You can find the investigation data here.
Haunted Hotel Conneaut

In early March this year, the Grassy Knoll Institute Paranormal team returned to Hotel Conneaut. This time, the results were more startling than previous encounters. In one very lucky encounter, we spied bride Elizabeth walking away from us down the hallway. Using our night vision setting, we snapped the photograph below. Seconds later Elizabeth dissappeared into the darkness. Although the photograph is in black and white, you can clearly identify a female figure dressed in white carrying what we believe to be her bridal bouquet.

We believe Hotel Conneaut will have a very good 2011 season after this investigation goes public.
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Ghost Elizabeth Captured On Film

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