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The Future Is Behind Us
Posted by LOTGK on April 19, 2011
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The CIA Reluctantly Releases Top Secret Document Of The 1947 Roswell, New Mexico UFO Crash
The document included a photograph (See Photo Above) along with top secret Washington, D.C. files from the United States Air Force. The document specifically mentioned Roswell, new Mexico and the crash of an unidentified flying object in 1947. The photo and document was timestamped June 30th, 1950.
After 61 years, the transcript of the conversation of the four men and the alleged space man has come to print. In essence, the space man is not an alien, but a human from the future. He claimed he was returning to Washington when upon re-entry into the space-time continuum, his ship malfunctioned and crashed almost 2000 miles off course in a remote area in New Mexico. Rosewell became the UFO capital of the world shortly after.
Major Tom White, (Spaceman) returned to Earth with a message to hopefully change the future. Major White attempted to warn the White House in 1951 of the future Kennedy assassination in 1963 in Dealey Plaza, Dallas, Texas, November 22nd, 1963. It appears the four CIA agents didn’t take Major Tom seriously.
Major Tom made one more effort to broadcast his warning and relayed the message in code to a columnist, Jeanne Dixon. The psychic. Dixon managed to secure an audience with an aid of President Kennedy but alas, the message was not delivered in time to prevent the assassination.
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Gumby said
That’s good advice. I always suspected Catholic nuns were in on the conspiracy.
LOTGK said
They weren’t in on the conspiracy, they were the conspiracy.
Valdunagan said
That explains the eraser and chalk board pointer found on the grassy knoll.
LOTGK said
Rich said
Never did trust those nuns! Love conspiracy theories. Need I say more. But you really ought to re-post this one again in November.
LOTGK said
I am sure there will be a conspiracy or two floating around come November.
Anti-christ said
It’s true. I trained Sister Mary from an early age. It was easy for her to hide the rifle under her uniform. In all the calamity after the shooting, she was easily able to blend in and walk away.
LOTGK said
This is what I have been saying for years.
Rico Swaff said
I read this post with Space Oddity by David Bowie in my head.
LOTGK said
Thank you, that was the theme I was going with.