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Lindsay Lohan Exposes The Fire Crotch
Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2011
Lindsay Exposes Herself
Lindsay Lohan, now forever known as just “Lindsay” after her official court registered name change, was caught speeding on Highway 101 en route to yet another one of her court appearances.
Angered that the police actually stopped Lohan Lindsay, she climbed out of her Maserati and proceeded to give the arresting officer a tongue lashing never before seen or heard. As Lindsay got out of the car, she exposed her fire crotch to the police officers.(Footage should be airing on YouTube in about 15 minutes)
In Lohans Lindsay’s defense, she claims now that she is known legally as just Lindsay, she should be given a “Pass” on her first offense and permitted to return to her regularly scheduled itinerary of club hopping and looking for the right movie role. The officers weren’t buying it.
Addendum: The court rejected Fire Crotch and Sams Man as valid name changes.
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LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL
Gumby said
I thought Lindsay was blond now. Still, does the carpet match the drapes?
LOTGK said
Who cares.
Anti-christ said
Don’t be dissing on my #1 girl. BTW, no carpet, smooth as linoleum.
LOTGK said
Evil-Lep said
Awwww. I was hoping for a beaver shot. She fell down last night coming out of a bar. I thought you had the goods.
LOTGK said
April Fools!!!!!
Max Jackl said
Old news. Who hasn’t seen her fire crotch.
Gumby said
Justin Beiber!
LOTGK said
Touche’
LOTGK said