Lindsay Lohan Exposes The Fire Crotch
Posted by LOTGK on April 1, 2011
Lindsay Lohan, now forever known as just “Lindsay” after her official court registered name change, was caught speeding on Highway 101 en route to yet another one of her court appearances.
Angered that the police actually stopped
Lohan Lindsay, she climbed out of her Maserati and proceeded to give the arresting officer a tongue lashing never before seen or heard. As Lindsay got out of the car, she exposed her fire crotch to the police officers.(Footage should be airing on YouTube in about 15 minutes)
Lohans Lindsay’s defense, she claims now that she is known legally as just Lindsay, she should be given a “Pass” on her first offense and permitted to return to her regularly scheduled itinerary of club hopping and looking for the right movie role. The officers weren’t buying it.
Addendum: The court rejected Fire Crotch and Sams Man as valid name changes.
LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL