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Archive for March, 2011

Promenade Of Sexy Irish Women Wearing Green

Posted by LOTGK on March 17, 2011

Every March 17th, the Grassy Knoll Institute presents for your viewing pleasure Ireland’s sexiest women wearing their St. Patrick’s Day best. Enjoy the gallery below and thank God Erin Goes Braless.

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LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL

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St. Patrick’s Day Fail

Posted by LOTGK on March 17, 2011

St. patrick Fail

I asked my grandmother to knit me a green sweater for St. Patrick’s Day. After two weeks, Grandma sends me this with a note, “i hope it Fits.”
At least now I can go and rob the ATM without being recognized.
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No More Snakes In Ireland

Posted by LOTGK on March 17, 2011

One Or Two Left

Irish legend has it that St. Patrick, in order to convert the Celtic people to Christianity, drove all the snakes out of Ireland.
Looks like he missed one.
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Irish Redneck Rainbow

Posted by LOTGK on March 16, 2011

Hey, Even The Irish Got Rednecks

St. Patrick’s Day Tip: Tomorrow when you go searching for the end of the rainbow, what you find at the end isn’t always a Leprechaun and his pot of gold.

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