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St. Patrick’s Day Fail

Posted by LOTGK on March 17, 2011

St. patrick Fail

I asked my grandmother to knit me a green sweater for St. Patrick’s Day. After two weeks, Grandma sends me this with a note, “i hope it Fits.”
At least now I can go and rob the ATM without being recognized.
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Valdunagan said

March 17, 2011 at 1:44 pm
What is that monster, Chtulla or whatever, that octopus monster.

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- LOTGK said
  
  March 18, 2011 at 8:22 am
  Damn, i know what movie you mean, cannot think of it right now.
  
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ben said

March 17, 2011 at 11:35 pm
Makes me want to learn how to knit!

Happy St. YOU day!!

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- LOTGK said
  
  March 18, 2011 at 8:25 am
  We offer lessons every Tuesday evening. And it’s good to see you around these parts again. And thank you.
  
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Moominboy said

March 19, 2011 at 8:57 am
Want!!

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- LOTGK said
  
  March 20, 2011 at 7:21 pm
  
  Are you looking to make a withdrawl?
  
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