Giant Alien Woman Wanders Onto Military Airfield

Giant Alien Woman Invades Airstrip

Giant Alien sighting today in the biggest little city in the World, Reno, Nevada. A day before the Reno National Championship Air Races a giant alien female wandered onto the air strip and began to inspect several of the aircraft.

The Grassy Knoll Institute believes the female alien was taking inventory during a recon mission to size up the firepower of the area. An imminent attack is quite possible as the aliens attempt to pinpoint the location of the very secretive military base, Area 51.

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Subway – Philly Cheese Steak Foot Long

Its Not Geno's Philly

Subway restaurant has plenty of sandwich selections. While I was waiting in line to place my order, I spied in the premium section the Big Philly Cheesesteak. When it was my turn, I ordered the foot long on Italian bread and asked for it to be toasted. It was built in just a few minutes.

The cost was $8 dollars for the foot long. The bread was fresh, and toasted, not burnt. The provolone cheese was fully melted, the chopped steak hot and juicy. A little pricey for 8 bucks, but if you don’t stick with the value menu, prices are high.

The taste was good as I noticed no fatty meat in the sandwich and had just the right texture. Mind you, this was no Geno’s or Pat’s Philly steaks, but for fast food, it was adequate.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 2.75 out of 5 shots and recommends Subway Big Philly Cheesesteak for lunch and dinner.

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Anti Christ Cause Of Arkansas Mass Deaths

Anti Christ Resides In Arkansas

Thousands of birds mysteriously dropping dead spontaneously. Millions of fish washing ashore dead. All in a concentrated area in several small towns in the state of Arkansas beginning on New Years Eve 2010. There are plenty of theories as to why the animals died so quickly but no official causes as of yet. Coincidentally, its the same time frame as the annual Cattlemans Convention roared into town December 30th.

The Grassy Knoll Institute reports the convention members elected a new president late last year, Diablo Gervais, (Gervais is the one with the devil horns) and ponders that perhaps he is the reason for the mass deaths.

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Lemon Grove Cafe – Youngstown

Lemon Grove Cheeseburger

The Lemon Grove Cafe
122 W Federal Plaza
Youngstown, OH 44503
(330) 744-7683

A restaurant is only as good as its service. In Youngstown Ohio, the Lemon Grove Cafe is centrally located in downtown, perfect for local business employees to flock for lunch and take out. However, customers beware when you order take out.

Joe Pesci said it best, “They’ll fuck you at the drive through.”

Back in the middle of December, we decided to try a new place, the Lemon Grove Cafe. Being that we were busy for the Christmas holiday, we ordered take-out. I ordered the bacon cheeseburger, which came with one side, so I opted for the extreme chicken soup. I really had no choice, fries or chips were not an option.

We went and got our order and returned to work. I opened my white styrofoam container that held my lunch. As you can see, there was no cheese. A simple order and they cannot get that correct. Just imagine if I had ordered something special.

The cost of this feast was $7.50 including the side of soup. The price was adequate if the order would have been correct and packed right.

The burger was a half pound of beef, Catullo beef, a local meat supplier. It was adequate. It was well cooked. The taste was ok. The bun was a tad soggy, perhaps from the cup of soup that was leaking all over the container. The bacon was two strips, but alas, uncooked as you can see.

(Perhaps they could have wrapped the burger in foil knowing that a thin strip of saran wrap over the cup of soup would certainly spill on a car ride to avoid the burger from being soggy.)

The soup, called extreme chicken soup. Where to begin. First, the container needs help. Almost a quarter of the soup spilled out from under the saran wrap soaking the bun of the burger.

Second, the soup itself. No noodles, a few chunks of potato, carrots, celery, onions, and a couple slivers of chicken. Standard fare at best. Certainly not extreme. It may have been more, but alas the soup had spilled over the container and made a mess.

My first impression of Lemon Grove Cafe, well, the name says it all. Lemon. Even if they hadn’t made the mistake of an incorrect take out order, the meal was a little high priced for what you got. Seriously, no fries available with a burger, only soup or a salad? WTF!

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 2.25 out of 5 shots and at this time does not recommend Lemon Grove Cafe for lunch or dinner.

Perhaps in the near future I will return and allow a second chance. Time will tell.

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