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Archive for January, 2011

Hillbilly Ho Down In Gatlinburg Tennessee

Posted by LOTGK on January 30, 2011

When in Rome, attack your enemies. When in Gatlinburg, Hillbilly Ho Down.

Every weekend in Gatlinburg, when the weather permits, tourists are treated to impromptu concerts performed along the Parkway, Gatlinburg’s main drag. In early October, we were treated to a 3 piece band and a very entertaining dancer having a good old country boy time. I call this dance the Smoky Mountain Tangle.

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Chic-Fil-A Breakfast Chicken Biscuit

Posted by LOTGK on January 29, 2011

Chick-Fil-A Chicken Breakfast Biscuit

My son Patrick found out that if you go to Chick-Fil-A drive through in the late morning and order from the lunch menu, you may just receive a little extra with your order. Today was no different.

Inside the take out bag, was a foil wrapped sandwich marked ‘Free Sample’ that contained a breakfast chicken biscuit. This was a no frills biscuit with a piece of breaded fried chicken in between.

Surprisingly, it tasted pretty damn good. The biscuit was fresh and the chicken well cooked and juicy and hot. The cost, well, it was free. Apparently, a few minutes before the restaurant switches gears and goes from breakfast to lunch, whatever breakfast items they have left are given away to the lucky patrons ordering at the right time.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 5 out of 5 shots and recommends Chic-Fil-A chicken biscuits for breakfast.

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Giant Alien Stampede

Posted by LOTGK on January 24, 2011

Disaster On The Horizon

Amy and Ted are celebrating their wedding anniversary by returning to the farmland where they first met several years ago. Just as they were about to embrace, disaster loomed on the horizon.

In an instant hundreds of giant alien cattle stampeded destroying everything in its path.

Happy Anniversary!

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Subway – Foot Long Steak And Cheese

Posted by LOTGK on January 21, 2011

Subway - Foot Long Steak And Cheese Sub

Last week I ordered the $8 dollar Big Philly Cheesesteak sub. Check out the photo at the link. Just the other day, I ordered the $6 dollar foot long steak and cheese sub. One was 6 bucks, the other 8 bucks. Upon close inspection, I could not distinguish any difference in the sandwiches. Except of course the $2 dollar cost.

The sandwich tasted exactly the same, with the same amount of chopped steak, was prepared the exact same way. (Toasted) But it was $2 dollars cheaper so it ranks a tad higher. My advice, do not order the Big Philly Cheesesteak, all you do is pay $2 dollars more.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 3 out of 5 shots and recommends Subway Foot Long Steak And Cheese for dinner.

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