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Archive for September, 2010

Amber Heard – Sci Fi Sexy Siren

Posted by LOTGK on September 30, 2010

Sexiest Zombie

Amber Heard, the 5 foot 8 inch sexy blond has taken Hollywood by storm at the young age of 25 years. Amber’s movie roles caught the attention of the Science fiction audience with leads in the movies And Soon The Darkness and The Ward. She also had a role in the 2009 movie, Zombieland. Amber played 406, a potential love interest to the lead character, Columbus, as she finds herself in his apartment. They share a tender moment but when she awakes from her nap, she becomes a zombie. A sexy zombie, but zombie nonetheless. And for these three roles Amber is well qualified to grace the Sci-Fi Sexy Sirens pages. Enjoy the photo gallery below.

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Take A Load Off Brett Favre

Posted by LOTGK on September 29, 2010

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WTF Was That?

Who would have thought that a week three game at home against the winless Lions would be a must win game for the Vikings? (Everyone put your hands down) Who would have thought that Brett Favre, who only threw 7 interceptions all of last year, would already have 6 after three games? (Put your damn hands down, it’s a rhetorical question) Who would have thought that Hank Baskett-Wilkinson would be lining up for the severely depleted Viking receiver position?

(Hank, don’t buy a permanent home here in Minnesota. Your playboy playmate wife Kendra is sexy as hell, but damn Hank, can’t you do something about that annoying laugh of hers? If that is too much to ask, then how about catching the damn ball and quit holding defenders on run plays. I pray opposing teams don’t attempt an onside kick on your side of the field.)

What are the reasons the Vikings are off to a slow 1-2 start?
Reason #1: Injury to the receivers, mainly Sidney Rice (Out for at least the first six games and maybe more) and Percy Harvin. (Migraines and hip issues)

Reason #2: The loss of Chester Taylor. Taylors production and blocking skills are missed dearly. Peterson and Gerheart have a lot to learn at that skill level.

Reason #3: Yes, it Partly Brett’s fault, for not attending mini camp, training camp, and several pre-season games to get his timing down with receivers, backs, and the offensive line.

Reason #4: The main reason. The offensive line play. Specifically Phil Loadholt. After an average rookie season, he has succumbed to the dreaded sophomore slump. Opposing defenders coined a new nick name for him, “The Doorman,” for every time some one wants in, Phil opens the door.

The left tackle, Mckinnie is not doing much better. hey Bryant, just because you are from the ‘U”, it doesn’t give you a pass to slack. (Perhaps if you pretended the defensive line players were patrons cutting in line outside your favorite club in Miami late at night you would manhandle them better)

I’m serious, pass protection is horrendous. Favre rarely had a chance to set up and survey the field. Instead, he had to look for the quick release read because he cannot step up into the pocket or he is being chased down for a sack.

Some will argue that the bye week came too soon for the Vikings after three games. However, perhaps it will give Farve the much-needed practice time with the receivers to get timing down. Perhaps it will give Harvin more time to heal. And Shaincoe. And Sullivan. And perhaps it will give Childress time to light a fire under Loadholt’s and McKinnie’s ass or trade for a pass protector.

I do believe the Vikings will pull out of their offensive slump but the schedule is not going to be easy.

SKOL VIKINGS!

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Sandwich Factory Fries – Idora Park Style

Posted by LOTGK on September 25, 2010

Close To Idora Park Fries

The Grassy Knoll Institute is in a constant search for french fries comparable to the iconic Idora Park fries. Some have come close, but so far, none have been spot on.

However, surprisingly, the Boardman, Ohio Sandwich Factory on Market Street comes close. (I know, I was just as surprised as you) On a whim, I ordered a standard order of fries along with my sandwich. The cost was $2.50 for the fries.

When I got the fries home, I opened them and spilled them out. For $2.50, the order was adequate. They were hot and just crunchy enough, lightly salted and they smelled good. (Sometimes when fries are cooked in old grease, they have a bad odor to them. Not these fries) The taste was very good. Not Idora Park quality, but good nonetheless.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 4 out of 5 shots and recommends Sandwich Factory Fries for lunch and dinner.

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White House Fruit Farm Donuts

Posted by LOTGK on September 23, 2010

White House Donuts

White House Fruit Farm is about 20 minutes from home and my wife visits there several times a year to pick up assorted delights featuring apples, grapes, strawberries, peaches, and assorted cashews and nuts. And don’t forget about the donuts.
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White House Donuts

Patty came home with bags of wonderful goodies and she surprised me with a dozen assorted donuts from White House. The ones you see above are chocolate covered cake donuts with colored sprinkles. These donuts were fresh. They tasted like they were just made. The chocolate frosting was creamy and and very tasty. The donut itself was fresh and tasted good.

The cost was a little pricey, so deduct some points for that.

The Grassy Knoll Institute scores 3.75 out of 5 shots and recommends White House Fruit Farm Donuts for breakfast and snacking.

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